Do you like PETA?
YES! love them.
Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Cranberry.
I threw up a little in my mouth.
If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?
With a spoon. sometimes a fork.
Wow, I don’t even need to change that one. FORK??
If there’s no spoon?
Well, if it’s out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy
Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You’re so reasonable!
I’ve never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?
At least 3.
Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.
Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?
ಠ_ಠ
These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good
Yes.
Brutal
Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?
Yeah! I think they’re cute.
I just found out I have tuberculosis and that I will probably die within a year.
Pretty good ngl.
Do you like it in the butt?
Yes.
If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you want to say to him?
Literally nothing. I legit can’t get myself to speak to anyone I like.
You seem to be mentioning right wing grifters a lot in this thread. What exactly do they do that upsets you so badly?
They are destroying America, and other countries with them, for monentary gain.
