Ifunny thinks they took him out because he turned on them over the Gaza genocide.

The bass slapped. Pun intended.

The show wasn’t great but the worst part was the random standup bits in between.

Fair point, that one step is probably the absolute limit of marjorie traitor greene’s critical thinking skills.

I’ll connect those dots real fucking quick for you. Maxwell’s dad worked with numerous intelligence agencies, including mossad. There’s a theory that epstein was a honey pot to get dirt on elites for intel agencies, but some of the evidence is Alex fucking Acosta’s word. Personally I think it’s plausible, especially since the fbi doubtless had mountains of evidence from two separate investigations and not a single indictment has arisen other than epstein himself.

The fact that he’s a politician that is physically incapable of not talking to the press is kind of a big part of the equation. He basically disappears for a week, and old pics are thrown out to show he’s still alive and well? Something happened.

airtag tattoo

You mean GANG Tattoo. /s

Check out Deconstruction zone and DZDebates on YouTube. Guy was a Christian for 20 years, went to seminary, learned greek and biblical Hebrew so he could read the Bible in the original languages, and through his study became an atheist. He is the least “debate-lord” atheist I’ve seen and has genuinely engaging conversations with people when they’re polite. When they’re belligerent though he roasts them with Bible verses.

Matthew 5:17-20

17 “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. 19 Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20 For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven.

Jesus himself literally says follow the law (of Moses, OT shit) until heaven and earth fucking die, and anyone that doesn’t follow it won’t see heaven.

Well this isn’t exactly a bailout per se. The government will own a chunk of Intel, which is pretty much the beginning of what should happen if something is “too big to fail” and needs a bailout: nationalization.

Now, who the hell knows if this will end up being a good use of tax dollars, but at the very least it’s not a free bailout for fucking billionaires whose milking of the system crashed it.

Nah that’s only for quartering troops in civilian homes. This bitch did an uno reverse and quartered a civilian in military housing. Totally fine.

For now.

President Trump mistakenly stated he was meeting with Vladimir Putin in Russia, when the meeting is scheduled for Alaska.

Heheh, he’s not mistaken but we’ll find that out later.

Turns out if the worst that can happen is a judge saying “Hey don’t do that” a few weeks later, you have unlimited authority.

Costco contues to be unfathomably based.

Pretty sure he’ll go full dictator and start disappearing people before facing actual consequences.

One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she’s heiling kitler.

I do the thing where I hold my cat’s head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I’m gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.

UHF, obviously https://youtu.be/gx6TBrfCW54