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irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months ago

Ask me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad.

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Ask me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad.

irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months ago
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    What is your favorite pizza topping?

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      Cranberry.

    • irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeOP
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      I threw up a little in my mouth.

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    Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?

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      Playing with a cat.

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        You’re so reasonable!

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    Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?

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      Hitler.

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        You awful, awful person.

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    Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?

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      Yeah! I think they’re cute.

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    Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?

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      ಠ_ಠ

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        These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good

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      Yes.

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      Brutal

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    If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?

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      With a spoon. sometimes a fork.

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        Wow, I don’t even need to change that one. FORK??

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          If there’s no spoon?

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            Well, if it’s out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy

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    I’ve never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?

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      At least 3.

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        Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.

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    Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?

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      Probably sudan or one of those countries.

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    Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?

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      I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.

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    Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?

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      I would say about 40. A shovel would help.

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    Do you like it in the butt?

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      Yes.

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    You rub alladin’s lamp, a genie pops out and grants you three wishes.
    What do you wish for?

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      1. Kill someone
      2. become on of those right wing grifters
      3. Become a “cancelled” stand up comedian.
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    What’s your opinion of the ghost pepper?

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      Its really hot.

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    What was your last web search?

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      “Who is Barry Keoghan”

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    Do you like PETA?

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      YES! love them.

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