I stole this meme pic from somebody else’s post a week or two ago. Here it will again find relevance
The worst thing about his brain worm is that when the found it, it was fucking dead. Not even a brain worm could find anything of value up there
To be clear, the new Health Secretary:
- Is known to pick up roadkill and put it in his car to eat later,
- Has contracted a brain worm from eating under-cooked roadkill,
- Doesn’t believe vaccinations work (they do),
- Believes vaccinations cause autism (they don’t).
We are looking down the barrel of a HPAI H5N1 epidemic and this is who is going to lead the nation’s health systems.
Don’t forget he has stated under oath that he clearly has mental difficulties.
Why do we even have confirmation hearings?
Probably to sanitize and legitimize these cretins.
Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a fucking pogo stick…
Everybody expects the Spanish Speakers Flu inquisition.
Maybe you guys can pick up your daily Xbio Supplements at morning church so you can kiss the portraits and get to work faster.
Speaking as a measles stan, this is incredible news. We’re back, baby!
You get a measles and you get a mealses! Everyone gets a measles!
Godspeed, Murica
Really makes you wonder about the bullet we dodged with gaetz dropping out. These idiots probably would have confirmed him too.
Jenny McCarthy for Deputy Health Secretary /s
Raw milk will become mandatory.
Better get your best insults ready for Terry
Well, at least the average IQ of the Trump cabinet just increased slightly.
Cuz of the dead worm in his brain? I bet it’s cuz of the dead worm.
