Just when I thought nobody could break The Mooch’s record, we get a new unit of measurement for White House tenure.
The question now is who is the next Trump bimbo to get the job? Why not Ivanka? What she’s doing these days?
Creepy MAGA is creepy.
Looks like he has two of those real dolls set up in there. Maybe too much teeth, though.
Wait a minute, all those promises of sex bots being made? Is the primary audience donnie? He loves Grok, too. It would make so much sense.
A single well tossed crema would have been so satisfying.
As Jimmy Kimmel said: what do Pete Hegseth and Katie Zacharia have in common? Neither of them can pass the bar.
Zacharia to Scaramuchi: “Look at me. I’m the measurement of incompetence now!”
Impressive since most thought a Scaramuchi was a fundamental unit
I was way off:
What is the exact number? Im getting 5ish days, some are a week. I do not know how scientific we can get when attempting to measure micro-muchies.
According to Wikipedia she served as press secretary from October 9 until her termination on October 16.
So 9 days Edit 7 days, math is hard
How did you get 9 days out of those dates? I get 7, 8 at best
Counting is hard. It’s 7
some are a week.
and some are a strong, but this one? this one, she is a week
(sorry, couldn’t resist)
I love that you made the plural muchies.
Can someone drop the text so we don’t have to deal with the paywall or login wall or whatever? I want to know why she was ousted.
At this rate they are going end up with Stephen Miller in a blond wig and huge tits.
He could get some bimbofication tips from Kristi Noem’s husband!
That motherfucker should have never been let out of that cave!
Kristi Noem’s divorce attorney has entered the chat
Gee i wonder what the next fascist spokesbarbie’s gonna look like.
That was quick.
Are we only counting business days? That would be about ~.45 muchies.
Can we all just stop reacting to the intentional distraction cycle?
I wish the press would just refuse to cover the unprofessional nonsense, treat the administration like a toddler breaking things just to get attention.
Scientists now have defined the microMooch, or uMch. She lasted 5 uMch.
Lettuce?
Referring to the lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss’s position as Prime Minister https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Truss_lettuce
A head of lettuce last longer.
It’s really hard to distinguish your incompetence surrounded by really incompetent people.
What a joke.
They should fire the person who approved this hire. That’s the person to blame.
Mission accomplish.
Good.
Although, ima kinda gonna miss those buttons. The British Airways flight attendant look was a banger of an outfit.
Not gonna miss anything else. Wonder if he’ll just use an LLM chatbot to replace her now.
