Good grief, he IS on the fucking ticket! And that’s why he’s polling so badly.

I guess one silver lining for him: at this rate he’s going to get the record for the biggliest midterms loss in history. Given how much he likes holding records and having stuff named after him, this is an achievement of sorts.

Dr. Mehmet Oz, who gave an incensed little speech about how people in California are being paid to unpack groceries and play mahjong in senior centers

I don’t even know where to start with this. This sounds like an AI hallucination.

As Jimmy Kimmel said: what do Pete Hegseth and Katie Zacharia have in common? Neither of them can pass the bar.

Kristi Noem’s divorce attorney has entered the chat

Zacharia to Scaramuchi: “Look at me. I’m the measurement of incompetence now!”

Trump is doing him a favor if he success with this. Those pesky leftists keep making his political life harder by calling him our good his ineptitude. He could just sit back even further doing jack shit. Hell, he probably wouldn’t even need to mumble about ‘strongly-worded letters’ if she and others on that end of the party were gone.

What a joke. What a waste of time, money, and effort purely for performative purposes.

The rates of non-US citizens voting in US elections is 77 cases since 1982. Or 0.000004%.

Source.

Probably trying to rile up their viewers so they’ll go out and vote.

Because there are slightly more idiots than there are somewhat intelligent people in the electorate.

I’m sure Ivanka, err, Katie would change her tune if she found herself with a life-threatening ectopic pregnancy. “Rules for thee but not for me”.

If ‘super intelligence’ is such a “highly accepted” phrase, why is Trump so insecure about some people not using it? The ‘gentleman’ doth protest too much.

Yup. For example Gavin Newsom.

“Religious liberty”… That’s a grade-A oxymoron right there.

“They’re going to drive us into a depression”

…Unlike the depression that’s already forming because of his fucking stupid and disastrous economic policies?

Yeah, I’ll take my chances with the party that has consistently brought economic stability, rather than the party that is ruining the economy (again) and flagrantly trying to buy votes (after they’ve already made similar promises and failed to deliver).

I was gonna say sarcastically: “this will go down well with the maga base”. But most of them will never hear it. And most of those who do will just scream “FAKE NEWS! LIBERAL HOAX!” And the few who don’t do that will tie themselves in mental gymnastics knots.

I bet if there’s a beer for them named ‘Liberal Tears’ that it tastes like piss (because it’ll be a cheap knockoff of Bud Light or Coors Light).

(Your comment about IPA made me chuckle, by the way.)

My theory is that he’s slowly and deliberately trying to poison his own marriage so his wife will divorce him, then he’ll try to marry Erika Kirk.

When’s he up for re-election? 2028?

For normal people, yeah it’s really not. But it is a tough question if you’re a compulsive liar who spouts stupid promises and consistently fails to deliver on them. This why he freaked out at her.

Man, does he hate being asked tough questions from smart, articulate women. Very insecure of him.