

Welp, that right-hand photo just introduced me to my new sleep paralysis demon.
Welp, that right-hand photo just introduced me to my new sleep paralysis demon.
Aww, did Elmo not get the memo about how Tesla are planning to DOGE his sorry ass? Did he only discover it via the media? Now he knows how all those federal employees feel! Not that he’s capable of empathy or life lessons.
Oh God, please not Newsom! The only thing that two-faced, opportunistic, spineless shit heel deserves is to be tarred and feathered!
Ooh, he’d better watch out or he’ll be on the receiving end of a luke-warm letter of dissatisfaction from Chuck Schumer.
“ThEy’Re BoTh ThE sAmE!!1!”
Not this idiotic argument again! The Democrats are definitely flawed as a political party. They have many large blindspots like this one. But they are miles away on a number of key issues from the GOP. And if you don’t see that then you are part of the problem that got us into this clusterfuck.
From the interviews I’ve been seeing, at least some of them voted against Trump due to concerns about bullshit like this. I expect the majority did vote for him, in which case yes, karma’s a bitch. But a) we shouldn’t be treating them as a single voting block that all vote the same way, and b) regardless of the schadenfreude we get watching the Trump supporters among them freaking out now, there are grave knock-on effects for consumers looming - including those consumers who didn’t vote for Trump.
And of course it features Margarine Trailer Queen. Whenever there’s an insane story it turns out that troll has stumbled out from under her bridge to be the center of attention.
And the globe Earth and the moon landing conspiracies! What about that whole pizzaria blood drinking thing too! Piss all the tax payer money down the drain on stupid shit!
DOGE could report it as money saved and then abruptly remove those line items from their website list.
I’ve met Mormons who don’t consider Catholics to be Christian, which is pretty fucking hilarious.
ETA: Speaking of Catholics who try to cozy up to the right-wing evangelical Protestant movement because they have common causes but don’t realize they are being used… The Mormons are even further up the enemies list of the right-wing Protestants than the Catholics. And they too don’t seem to be aware of this. Basically if the likes of MTG get their wish to crush gays, trans, feminists, atheists, and liberals under their boot heels, they will turn on themselves. Starting with the non-Christian religions, then the JWs, then the Mormons, then the Catholics. They will go with the lowest hanging fruit.
Is he past the 1 Scaramuchi mark yet?
Must have been that greasy Samsquatch!
Wait… You guys have all been playing video games all day?! Well damn it!
When you’re rich they let you do anything.
This guy is such a massive waste of space. 9 times out of 10 when he’s asked an economic question, “I don’t know” is his answer. And then the few other times he says shit like this, which also isn’t helpful.
Of, it’s that asshole who said it. Yeah, not at all surprised.
I’m going to pull out my crystal ball and predict this for some time in the next 4-6 days:
Don Bacon: My support for our heroic, genius, virile President is unwavering. And I completely support his decision to fire Haugh. And it has absolutely nothing to do with a recent threat to primary me.
The ‘states rights’ argument is so superficial. I have no idea why anyone still believes it. The Republicans have shown time and again that states rights only apply when it fits their agenda. And that they will use it as a convenient puppet during election cycles to do gullible voters, only to renege on it as soon as they are back in office.
I’m sure the mild finger-wagging he gets will really make him reflect on his mistakes. /s
Newsmax should just rebrand themselves as a meme coin, so they can go full circle. They are a joke already.
Most of the new testament is for suckers and losers in these peoples’ opinion. They are all about the vindictive, crazy shit in the old testament, and a few rare things from the new testament. like Paul’s letters.