I was gonna say sarcastically: “this will go down well with the maga base”. But most of them will never hear it. And most of those who do will just scream “FAKE NEWS! LIBERAL HOAX!” And the few who don’t do that will tie themselves in mental gymnastics knots.
I bet if there’s a beer for them named ‘Liberal Tears’ that it tastes like piss (because it’ll be a cheap knockoff of Bud Light or Coors Light).
(Your comment about IPA made me chuckle, by the way.)
My theory is that he’s slowly and deliberately trying to poison his own marriage so his wife will divorce him, then he’ll try to marry Erika Kirk.
When’s he up for re-election? 2028?
For normal people, yeah it’s really not. But it is a tough question if you’re a compulsive liar who spouts stupid promises and consistently fails to deliver on them. This why he freaked out at her.
Man, does he hate being asked tough questions from smart, articulate women. Very insecure of him.
FFS the media needs to stop reporting on the bullshit he says. He’s a compulsive liar. It’s been proven long ago. He’s probably not even in ‘a broken clock is right twice a day’ territory.
ETA: I understand why reporting this can be useful for tracking his lies/crimes. But at this point the list is so long, and there are never consequences to them, so why bother.
Advanced footage of Mitch sitting in Congress on his return next week:
Everyone knows Vance has been simping on Erika Kirk ever since Charlie died. And that he would love to ditch Usha for her, if he could. He’s not fooling anyone with this fake rage.
‘Disgruntled staffers’.
Or maybe… maaaaaaybe… it’s just that you’re a shit, brain-damaged senator who has betrayed the trust of your staff and your voters. 🤷♂️
A Texas man who was deported to Mexico by U.S. immigration authorities after a traffic stop, despite insisting he was an American citizen, has returned to the United States after federal officials agreed to allow his reentry while his case proceeds in court.
Oh how fucking benevolent of them to let him back in while his case proceeds in court! /s
Why the fuck is there even a case?! He proved he’s a natural born citizen! ICE fucked up (yet again!). No court case for him to exonerate himself is needed. The only thing needed is that the fucking clowns who did this be fired and barred from ever working for the federal government again. Hell, they should be the ones locked away, if anything.
I hope he sues the feds for a boatload in damages.
These idiots are just wasting everyone’s time, money, and energy. And with the added bonus of traumatizing (and in some cases murdering) a bunch of innocent people.
Fetterman is livid right now that he’s in the wrong chamber and thus couldn’t twerk for the GOP too.
He’ll be crying into his pillow tonight over this one.
ICE Bubba probably saw what he thought was a trans person and ran away in terror without his gun.
I still call the body of water between Mexico and the Southern US the “Gulf of Mexico”. And I will continue to call the large lake north of New York State “Lake Ontario”.
Trump can pass as many petty executive orders at he likes. They won’t make a difference. Except to water time, effort, and money.
Holy shit, this administration is such a fucking embarrassment.
The outgoing Texas congressman let loose Sunday morning.
And there’s the reason why he finally found his spine!
I’m skeptical. That ~33-36% of remaining hard right voters are so into the weeds with their emotional investment that I doubt they will ever reach a moral or pragmatic epiphany. They have proven time and again they will do Olympic-level mental gymnastics to avoid “their side” taking any blame. And no amount of heinous acts from their cult leaders will sway them.
But even if, by some miracle, a few % of them do wake the fuck up to reality, it’s a sad statement that it took this much to do it. It will have taken the economy tanking, cost of living trauma, turning on our allies, idiotic tariff recriminations, a pointless war and the murders/losses therein, environmental catastrophe, the imprisonment or deportation of their own friends/loved ones, countless new sex scandals from their leaders, incessant dodging of existing leadership sex scandals (cough The Epstein Files! cough), children dying domestically in various tragic ways (school shootings, preventable diseases, etc), police/ICE brutality of innocent people, tainted food fiascos, etc etc etc… to open their eyes.
And the country (and world) in chaos is a fucking hard price to pay for a small proportion of loyal hardcore GOP voters finally smelling the roses.
They frequently drone on about the ‘woke mind virus’. Yet again it’s just projection. The real ‘mind virus’ is the one fucking up their heads, and by extension fucking up the world.
Trump is a huge grudge-holder. Musk probably is as well. This is a political marriage of convenience that will fall apart again as soon as they are done using each other. And at that point the recriminations and insults will fly again.
“They’re going to drive us into a depression”
…Unlike the depression that’s already forming because of his fucking stupid and disastrous economic policies?
Yeah, I’ll take my chances with the party that has consistently brought economic stability, rather than the party that is ruining the economy (again) and flagrantly trying to buy votes (after they’ve already made similar promises and failed to deliver).