A big problem for trust in government is that high-quality governance is usually invisible. When the various agencies designed to protect the American people from all manner of threats are working perfectly, most potential disasters are detected and prevented before they happen. A lot of highly trained government workers do diligent and difficult work for little pay and less recognition, heading off crisis after crisis, and the ignorant swing-voting layman assumes that all his tax dollars are being squandered.
So one hopes that the voting public is learning a hard—or I should say watery—lesson about how important good government is, by way of the manifold consequences of Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Robert Kennedy hacking away at American state capacity. The latest consequence can be heard in the groaning emanating from thousands of bathrooms across the country: the worst cyclosporiasis outbreak in American history. It deserves a name, so I’m calling it the MAHA Trots.
This is just republican policy in action. It isn’t simply the dipshits responsibility but every republican and conservative dem that enabled them.
He did post a video of him shiting all over Chicago. He just didn’t use a fighter jet to do it.
I’m sure people are suffering, but I think we all have to agree that as long as Donald Trump continues to speak, it will only be the second worst diarrhea outbreak this century.
America has literally gone to shit!
From the algae bloom to diarrhea outbreak, can the gods give us no clearer signs of what’s going on?
Should be called the MAGA Trots.
Donarrhea?
Feel like Trump Trots is good too.
That’s better.
Trump’s dumps.
Don’s Diarrhea
Donorrhea was just sitting there, waiting for you to pick it up.
I read the title and thought “woah, that’s a little private,” but then I realized it wasn’t about his adult diaper.
He was upset at being the only person to constantly shid pant. So he made it so everyone shid pant. Because thats how his voided cranial cavity works.
They don’t call him King Mierdas for nothing.
now THIS is Legacy
He opened his mouth
So was the previous cilantro outbreak caused by someone pooping in a hole near crops or from contaminated irrigation water (likely from livestock)? It seems like a material difference to me because it changes how you prevent future outbreaks. The article makes it seem like the first, but I suspect the publication has a perspective it is pushing (not a bad one, but perhaps not related to the cilantro outbreak).
