A big problem for trust in government is that high-quality governance is usually invisible. When the various agencies designed to protect the American people from all manner of threats are working perfectly, most potential disasters are detected and prevented before they happen. A lot of highly trained government workers do diligent and difficult work for little pay and less recognition, heading off crisis after crisis, and the ignorant swing-voting layman assumes that all his tax dollars are being squandered.
So one hopes that the voting public is learning a hard—or I should say watery—lesson about how important good government is, by way of the manifold consequences of Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Robert Kennedy hacking away at American state capacity. The latest consequence can be heard in the groaning emanating from thousands of bathrooms across the country: the worst cyclosporiasis outbreak in American history. It deserves a name, so I’m calling it the MAHA Trots.
I’m sure people are suffering, but I think we all have to agree that as long as Donald Trump continues to speak, it will only be the second worst diarrhea outbreak this century.
America has literally gone to shit!
Yeah, but gEnoCiDejoE and Kamala had that cackle (and didn’t have a peener!), so…this was the only proper outcome.
This will…checks notes…Send A Message To The Democrats To Do Better Next Time ™ or some such bullshit.
Not actively working against this specific genocide in this specific country is bad, very bad, disqualifying. Unless you also make everyone shit their pants forever, then it’s OK to do whatever genocide you want, it doesn’t matter actually.
The Gaza genocide is horrific. But it also wasn’t on the ballot.
Anyone who didn’t vote Harris was saying that they saw absolutely no difference between the 2 candidates and are okay with everything else that’s been happening since last January that wouldn’t have under Harris.
If you listen to a lot of the perpetually online folks, even now, you’d think Gaza genocide is the only thing on the ballot, on any ballot, ever. You’re not allowed to vote even for a school board member if they dare to talk about anything but how they personally gonna stop a genocide.
Diarrhea cuz no peena?
Should be called the MAGA Trots.
Donarrhea?
Trumporrhea.
From the Diarrhea Don.
Feel like Trump Trots is good too.
Trump’s dumps.
That’s better.
Don’s Diarrhea
Donorrhea was just sitting there, waiting for you to pick it up.
trumporrhea
He did post a video of him shiting all over Chicago. He just didn’t use a fighter jet to do it.
Getting explosive diarrhea to own the libs.
The worst so far. Maga republicans have only been leading the USA for about 18 months, it’s definitely going to get worse in the next few years. Thoughts and prayers is the best policy for letting things turn to shit, literally in this example.
Wait until the US breeds the basics for the next pandemic…
He was upset at being the only person to constantly shid pant. So he made it so everyone shid pant. Because thats how his voided cranial cavity works.
I read the title and thought “woah, that’s a little private,” but then I realized it wasn’t about his adult diaper.
From the algae bloom to diarrhea outbreak, can the gods give us no clearer signs of what’s going on?
The best president of diarrhea and logorrhea.
I always knew the one thing Trump would be remembered for would be the diahreea outbreak of '26. Very fitting
I have to admit that this outbreak was not on my bingo card.
This makes me want Adam Conover and Obama to make a sequel to The G Word showing how much damage the Federal government has taken in the last couple of years.
Amen to that. The doofs that vote Republican will likely never watch it, but a whole lot of fence-sitters/“centrists” may.
It was such a good show
That outbreak is basically his brand! He is creating shit everywhere!
MAGA is quite capable of spraying liquid shit everywhere. The shitstains are on their way to create the next pandemic.
