Mystery surrounding Senator Mitch McConnell’s health is deepening as the US Congress prepares to return from recess next week.
McConnell, 84, has not been seen in public since he was admitted to hospital in the Washington area on 14 June. Nearly a month later, the Kentucky Republican’s office has released only sparse updates, saying he is “continuing to improve” and remains engaged with Senate business, while refusing to disclose the nature of his illness or explain why he remains hospitalised.
8/4/26 they’ll announce he’s brain dead
LOL, “mystery”.
Why don’t these people send reporters to find where this motherfucker is checked in at?
McConnell fucking over democracy one last time on his way out is the only way he would want to go.
He died, and the government is not releasing details so that there is no possibility of a challenge for his position before the summer recess.
Any necromancers and/or dark arts practitioners willing to work for exposure on high profile case? Asking for a peer.
It’s OK, we already have even worse people to continue his work.
Cue the Monty Python dead parrot sketch.
Im fully expecting him to show back up Weekend at Burnies style. Complete with his hair stapled to his head and his shoes tied to someone elses.
