-Elephants can’t jump.
-Starfish don’t brains.
-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don’t attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.
Wobats poop cubes.
are their assholes square?
They have weird butt muscles and use the poop as trail markers if I remember rightly.
Asking the important questions.
Starfish don’t brains?
I like that cats know their own names, understand why we’re saying them, yet choose to ignore us on purpose.
Earwigs can fly…
What the fuck?
I think I would have been a lot happier if I’d never learned that.
-Starfish don’t brains.
Starfish ALL brain! Decentralized nervous system means it’s brain all the way down, baby!
Wild bees (often solo) will sometimes “bed down” in cactus flowers. The flowers close in the evening providing protection for the sleeping bee.
A centipede’s ‘fangs’ are actually weird legs that can inject venom, and they’re called toxicognaths (which is one of my favourite words)!
“Bartender! I’ll have a toxicognath, thanks”.
Opossums are essentially immune to rabies and eat ticks.
Venom too… They hunt snakes
Penguins have a gland above their eye that converts saltwater into freshwater
The octopus has 9 brains, one central brain (donut shaped, around the esophagus), and one in each of the 8 arms.
And one arm is used especially for octopus sexy time. (hectocotylus)
Elephants think humans are cute
You can see a good portion of the back of many owls’ eyes if you look in their ears.
There are 25-million ants for every person on this planet.
I don’t want mine.
Where do I go to claim them?
Meerkat mobs are led by a dominant female. She’s identifiable by looking for the biggest butt.
Meerkat got back.
Platypuses are one of the few venomous mammals. Males have a spur on their hind legs, which can inject a venom that can make a human sick for several weeks.
Yeah Dr. Doofenshmirtz is just trying to catch a wild animal called Perry the platypus
Dogs are cool.
