Wearing slippers on a cold morning.

They’ve always been a great example to me.

I eat an apricot every year to see if I still hate the taste. I still do.

Do you need to tinker to make it work? I remember reading that the creator had no plans to put it on Steam.

I don’t want mine.

Meerkat mobs are led by a dominant female. She’s identifiable by looking for the biggest butt.

I was extremely irritated this week when the office catholic, who is quite happy to lie, cheat and steal, told me I’m going to hell unless I accept his god.

Using war on foreign soil to kill the firstborn? Hasn’t that been every US president?

Those people who look through insurance forms to find technicalities the company can use to refuse payment.

It’s so hard to pick just one. They all have their moments.

…except Miss Piggy, who has always annoyed me beyond measure.

Shit. I’ve been conned.

I did it. Elvis paid me to.

I’ve worked with two people who were homeschooled. Both were smart, but well behind in their social development. And just very odd, off-putting people. When one of them wanted your attention, he’d just stand there silently waiting for you to notice him. Sometimes you’d turn around and there he was. The other proudly announced in a staff meeting that he was going to appear in a porn movie.

I don’t think cloning a human would be much harder than a sheep.

I saw a duck steal a woman’s wallet.

It was hanging around her feet while she ate lunch, obviously hoping for some crumbs. She ignored it and it started poking its beak through her handbag. I saw it come up with the wallet, then start to waddle slowly away as she stood and took up her bag to walk off. The exterior doors on that side of the building were locked, so I couldn’t get her attention to let her know what was going on. I wonder what she thinks happened to her wallet?

For catholic priests, maybe…

I was on the edge of my seat watching Adam try to get rid of a bomb.

Yes, this has happened to me. The woman in question was at the time under investigation by HR for bullying her direct reports, so she was probably trying to smooth things over with her previous victims. Didn’t help her.

Not all. And their search tool lets you look for non-DRM books.

big deal out of nothing

Yes, I realise what I did there. No, I’m not changing it.