Purple, it’s the colour of royalty.

Trying to change up what type of eggs you have 4 dozen of everyday, Gaston?

Toe gloves are the only thing allowed, but everyone must walk on rotting plants. So you can feel it in your bones.

To me it’s like seeing an old friend from younger years. You’ve both changed so things are different from the good ol’ days, but it’s still enjoyable to spend time with them.

They put that scene in the trailer? Man, way to blow your load early trailer people.

That nightmare really tied the room together, man.

A black hole the same mass as the sun, to replace the sun. Just to not see the world burn.

Could you imagine a baby foreskin fanny pack? That way it could hurt everyone involved!

Definitely not that new Jewelry store I saw at the mall the other day, Shauron’s gift emporium or something like that. That place look corrupting as can be, they have nine employees working there and they all look wraithlike. Do the employees ever leave the store? There is this one creepy fellow always hanging around in the corners of the store, whispering about some birthday gift he lost or something.

I’ll take “all of it” for 1000, Trebek.

one of my bathroom spiders

I’m sorry, what? You have multiple bathroom spiders?