I did not have rabid skunks on my Armageddon bingo card, and yet, here we are.

grizzly bear mixed in for flavour.

That must have been one brave dog to mount a grizzly.

I don’t know how to tell you this, but the lead singer of T Rex died in '77. Not sure how they would have helped either, the living members have to be pretty old these days.

It would be easy to find the head, just wait for the poor bastard who pissed off the Mafia to wake up. You’ll hear their screams from kilometres away, and then follow that to the head in the bed.

Meerkat got back.

What the fuck?

Makes sense, sonar seems too obvious.

Using flir for whale detection seems very interesting, I didn’t know it could penetrate water to work well. I’ve use the handheld devices and they are neat little things.

Could sonar work? Or does the sound impact wildlife?

Not really, it requires intelligence to calculate the trajectory of a bullet, or angle to move to cut off a fleeing animal, etc. The op is just describing situations where animals use their intelligence for things humans generally don’t do, therefore are more intelligent in those areas.

Specialisation vs generalisation, a perigrin falcon does one thing amazingly, where humans have a wider range of skills.

So you’re saying if dolphins develop fingers/a thumb on their prehensile penis, we’re hosed?

It’s important they voted to keep it, but it was far too close to being repealed. Something as important as this should require a 70% pass to repeal.

Growing the beard is definitely the easiest option, but then you have to start looking into beard oils to help it stay nice if you grow it long. Keeping it full but not too long is the happy medium that works well.

That’s a tough one though, without a local farmer’s market it can be harder. Next best option is find a commercially made soap with the fewest ingredients and use that, it will be an improvement.

Good luck!

Not sure if they’re everywhere, but around here you just go to the local farmer’s market and find the old hippy who makes soap. You buy the soaps you enjoy the smell of and use those. Basic ingredients that are much nicer on your skin, and usually last longer.

Bar soap works well for lather with shaving if you don’t use an electric raiser as well.

Haven’t found a good deoderant yet, all the ones that are better for the skin don’t seem to work well. At least, every person who’s told me about their healthier deodorant has smelled of bo.

It’ll have to do.

Best I can do is three over worked tech drones in a trenchcoat who’ll work on this project in their spare time.

Solution? Return to monke and enjoy the fruits of your long armed labour.

Alien pussy found

“Yeah, but is it underage, though?” - Rich people, for some reason…

Yeah, a solid threeve/ ten.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.