I recently saw someone creating a bingo chart for 2025 so I decided to create one for 2026 (image of this post). What are your predictions for 2026?
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Us arracks Venezuela and kidnapps president.
Buddy, you’re not gonna fucken believe this…
A Public US Person Gets Shot belongs in the FREE SPACE box, because it’s a given.
Venezuela?
I think this one works just as well despite being 3 years old.
Alien pussy found
“Yeah, but is it underage, though?” - Rich people, for some reason…
Democrats do not pass electoral reform in the states they control and then scream bloody murder about the spoiler effect that comes along with the voting system they refuse to replace.
Electoral Reform Videos
First Past The Post voting (What most states use now)
Videos on alternative electoral systems
Let’s hope that Linux clears 10%! It’s an ambitious goal, but absolutely possible!
Here is mine, I yoinked some of your predictions, and/or changed them a bitI predict it will be worse or better than 2025. Or maybe the same.
I’ll take that bet! You’re gonna look pretty silly soon.
Trump does something stupid.
Nah. Too easy.
Trump is no longer in office. Death, mental incapacity, whatever. There. That’s my guess.
climate change worsens
“Germany’s far right receives more votes” is already the free space.
I hate the far right!
Climate change worsening is a given.
I’m going to predict that the forecasted warming goes down thanks to Chinese production (like every year).
Do I have to make 24?
Prediction 20, the solar eclipse in august in spain will be cloudy so you won’t be able to see it
Prediction 24 we do this again next year and make it a drinking game or something
I was thinking using this to practice making web apps again. Find me in a year if I actually do…
oh dude i have the adhd brain type. i will set an alarm and everything, but remembering what the alarm is for, up to and including “Check if Bahnd Rollard from that new years prediction thread on lemmy has practiced making web apps again on 1/3/27” will not be specific enough
Prediction 23 That dentin/enamel repair gel finally makes its way to my dentist and i can fix my teeth proper finally.
Prediction 22 New plague
Prediction 21, someone will try to explain to krasnov that the reason it’s rainier these last few years is the 2022 Hunga Tonga–Hunga Haʻapai eruption, and he’ll get it in his head that means he should set off some nukes underwater in the pacific. (i admit i might be giving him too much credit with this one)
Prediction 19, Greenland maintains current alliances.
Prediction 18 US Supreme Court rules for Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court
Prediction 17, US Supreme Court rules against Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court.
Prediction 16, Usha Vance gets deported.
Prediction 15, The republic is saved, by, oh let’s say Bat Boy.
Prediction 14, Krasnov eats King Charles on live TV
Prediction 13, Todd Howard, you did it again
Prediction 12, Putain almost dies, but doesn’t and cockblocks death again. Disappointing all.
I was going to predict statesians going to war (not just threatening) but i decided to check and that just happened like half an hour ago can i put it on my free square
Prediction 11, Statesians become comfortable eating Guinea pig
Prediction ten, Krasnov groupies won’t just wear ear rags and diapers. They’re about to go full Foley cath.
Prediction nine, bacon shortages due to tariff bullshit
Prediction eight, Krasnov learns a new word!
Prediction seven, Dave won’t be there, man
Prediction six, it will turn out to be neither benign nor malignant. The biopsy will discover a gummy bear
Prediction five, that chewing gum you like will come back
Prediction four: spider rain will cease being our local, one week a year phenomenon and turn into Global August Hell
Prediction three, this is the year disco comes back
Prediction two: they’ll make a star war, and there will be the usual fan bullshit is it good or not debate up until there is some absolutely unbearable Disney political bullshit they throw in to kowtow to the current powers that be. Then everyone will hate it.
Prediction one: in February on groundhog day, punxsutawney phil, seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, will see six more weeks of [removed]
A few more
- The US withdraws from NATO causing it to fall apart
- The US annexes Greenland
- The US invades Venezuela
- A country exits the EU
- A major financial crash in the west
- Israel and the US attack Iran
- Far right parties form governments in major European countries
- Organized resistance of the AFU collapses
- Ukraine goes bankrupt due to insufficient funding from the west
- There’s a major break up between the US and Europe
Germany preparing soldiers for Ukraine is definitely one.
Regarding the WHO measles elimination status, didn’t that already happen or was that just Canada/Alberta?
Minnie Mouse coming back is not on my bingo card.
