
So, he’s starting wars so he can have checks notes a peace prize……?

He’s been saying this the whole time! You know, if you ignore the whole war thing externally and the ICE terrorism internally. 100% peaceful. He IS peace. Well he’s definitely A piece.
Whole lotta dipshits, some of them supposed leftists, but probably a whole lot were Russian trolls/bots, were parroting that shit since 2015/2016 time frame. "Hillary is gonna start WWIII!!!1111ELEVENTY!!! I’m gonna vote Stein or for Donnie! HerpaDerrrrrp! "
Kissinger?
Not quite. He started a war to kidnap the dude who made fun of his stupid dancing.
Machado is trading the peace prize for presidency.
Just sort of a lucky coincidence or something. Or the universe hates everyone.
God knows what he thinks people will give him for invading Greenland.
Peace of the grave, maybe…
I suppose the rate at which nobel peace prize winners start wars is probably quite a bit higher the rate at which non-nobel-peace-prize-winners start wars, if only because that prize has been given to a few heads of state that have gone on to do that, while most people simply don’t realistically have the capacity to start one if they wanted to.
He still won’t be a Nobel Peace Prize winner…
He’ll just be some guy a Nobel Peace Prize winner donated her trophy to so she could be chosen as the next leader of Venezuela by the US.
How does he give her Venezuela when the current administration is still there? I don’t even think she is popular amongst Venezuelans anymore, if she ever was.
No, he’ll be a guy who swindled a Peace Prize winner out of her trophy. Trump has no respect for such a sniveling toad as she turned out to be

In the upside down you get a peace prize for terrorizing and murdering your own citizens, threatening to invade your allies, and invading other non-aggressive countries.
Holy shit, diaper donnie is such a thirsty little bitch.
WHAT A TOOL!






