• a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Not quite. He started a war to kidnap the dude who made fun of his stupid dancing.

    Machado is trading the peace prize for presidency.

    Just sort of a lucky coincidence or something. Or the universe hates everyone.

    God knows what he thinks people will give him for invading Greenland.