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      He’s been saying this the whole time! You know, if you ignore the whole war thing externally and the ICE terrorism internally. 100% peaceful. He IS peace. Well he’s definitely A piece.

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        Whole lotta dipshits, some of them supposed leftists, but probably a whole lot were Russian trolls/bots, were parroting that shit since 2015/2016 time frame. "Hillary is gonna start WWIII!!!1111ELEVENTY!!! I’m gonna vote Stein or for Donnie! HerpaDerrrrrp! "

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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      Not quite. He started a war to kidnap the dude who made fun of his stupid dancing.

      Machado is trading the peace prize for presidency.

      Just sort of a lucky coincidence or something. Or the universe hates everyone.

      God knows what he thinks people will give him for invading Greenland.

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      I suppose the rate at which nobel peace prize winners start wars is probably quite a bit higher the rate at which non-nobel-peace-prize-winners start wars, if only because that prize has been given to a few heads of state that have gone on to do that, while most people simply don’t realistically have the capacity to start one if they wanted to.

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    He still won’t be a Nobel Peace Prize winner…

    He’ll just be some guy a Nobel Peace Prize winner donated her trophy to so she could be chosen as the next leader of Venezuela by the US.

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      How does he give her Venezuela when the current administration is still there? I don’t even think she is popular amongst Venezuelans anymore, if she ever was.

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      No, he’ll be a guy who swindled a Peace Prize winner out of her trophy. Trump has no respect for such a sniveling toad as she turned out to be

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    In the upside down you get a peace prize for terrorizing and murdering your own citizens, threatening to invade your allies, and invading other non-aggressive countries.