He’s going to look so shocked if he gets fired. I guarantee it.
I bet he’d look just as surprised if he doesn’t.
Honestly?
I think it’ll be the opposite, an immediate look of relief. He might even look normal.
It won’t be unique to Kash, aside from Stephen Miller I don’t think any of them are actually enjoying this.
He seems to be enjoying the free private vacation flights.
Yeah, I think a lot of them didn’t expect these jobs to require actual work. They probably realized they had it better when they were just spewing shit on their podcasts. Now the press is on their asses, reporting any corrupt and weird shit they do.
“Mr. Patel, I think you’re not going to be around long. I think this might be your last full oversight hearing,” Booker said. “Because as much as you supplicate yourself to the will of Donald Trump and not the constitution of the United States of America, Donald Trump has shown us in his first term, and in this term, he is not loyal to people like you. He will cut you loose.”
“Oh thank fucking lord Jesus Christ”
- Patel, probably
Patel wants to keep using FBI coffers for perks though. He’s reportedly flying all over the place on FBI jets, made an FBI SWAT team act as a security detail for his girlfriend, etc.
So, is his slobbering obedience not outweighing his rank incompetence anymore?
The first cabinet secretary to be fired is the brown guy? Noooooooooo! Aw man i did not see that coming.
The grift and corruption might have come to attention with Kash Patel, but instead of throwing one out, they should put the whole Trump mafia behind bars where they belong.
Needs a new case against an FBI director because the last one fell through?
B-but, but… The Burn Bags??? The grand jury in Florida??? The conspiracy against rights???
Kash gotta stick around to cover for that stuff, right?
(If you don’t know what I’m talking about, keep it that way. This is like the dumbest bullshit I’ve ever heard, and I’ve heard a lotta bullshit. )
I remember hearing that Trump is trying to keep people around for one year to see how they do. I wouldn’t be surprised if Hegseth isn’t going to be around much longer in his current position.
