No, it’s because I live in Philly!

Zero. I know a couple of you nerds live in Philly and that terrifies me. I also know the reverse is true. This is the game we have agreed too.

But you posted?

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Dude,

Xolotl was the dog teotl (god) who was associated with Nanahuat(zin) and the nahualli of Ehecatl Quetzalcoatl. He was renowned for retrieving maize from The Mountain of Sustance. Nanahuatzin threw himself into a sacred pyre and became Tonatiuh (the sun). Xolotl was sacrificed last by Quetzalcoatl because he fled and turned himself into his nahualli the axolotl. Dogs and axolotls were considered a source of food so he represents the sacrifice necessary to eat, also the planet/star Venus in the evening.

I don’t know what aspect of Mixtec Pueblo mythology you’re referring to.

Yo pay the optometrist the extra $60 to check for glaucouma. In my case they caught it early and I got the eye plaque lasered out of me before it could become a problem.

Become distraught about how old they look now.

I don’t heal as fast anymore. Cuts and scrapes turn into scars easier.

Maxfun org and one random YouTuber that covers North and South American anthropology.

Crack all the glow sticks.

I bought a bunch of equipment for a bugout bag. I bought a dozen glow sticks. I now have eleven glow sticks.

Alligator. Being a human isn’t fun at all. I just wanna float like a log all day.

A full set of the Florentine Codex or/and a copy of the Laud Codex since reproductions are rare.

“It turns out it’s man.” -Futurama

Absolutely a legitimate answer.

Blues Brothers. It’s damn near perfect.

And I still hate Illinois Nazis.