Someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight! Oh wait, that’s not punishment to him
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Hang on, another Charlie kirk event??
you do know that they won’t stop, right?
best case scenario, this becomes like a Terry Fox moment, where school children in the states have one day a year where they go outside and the local police pretend to shoot them, and then teachers give a lesson afterwards on how it was so terrible that Charlie Kirk was shot at a school, but when it happens to them in 2 years it’s just God’s plan
*to be clear, by best case scenario, I mean in terms of frequency and impact, where it’s just a one day a year event that people can easily ignore if they choose to. The rest was obviously my own embellishment
She supports him. She is with him. I get tired of the tropes. She is nothing more than one of them. A traitor.
This guy sure knows how to keep a family happy
How’d this freak score a looker like Usha anyway?
Ah, so he referred to it like it’s some kind of gang, right? White power?
This I kinda don’t get, in that this is probably the most vanilla thing you’d expect to hear from basically anyone of any religion about their spouse not following it.
This woman chose to marry this sad excuse for a human being. She deserves no pity.
She is a beard and is probably being paid very handsomely.
I wonder how she can sleep. Like if the order was given to kill any non Christian non white, does she really think Vance wouldn’t?
Well if she does she’d probably be better at any religion than her husband who converted to catholicism then insisted on picking fights with a dying pope, killing him.
Haha what an asshole
Jesus christ, how much therapy are these kids gonna need? They’ve already had to watch their father apologize to fucking white supremacists for his wife not being white during the campaign, if they haven’t already I’m sure they’re destined to hear incessantly about him fucking couches, this shit now, and I’m sure somewhere around 500k other things I’ve already forgotten about by now
God, what an asshole.
So people want him to (1) believe that the Catholic faith is essential for eternal salvation but also (2) not care whether or not his wife is Catholic? That wouldn’t make any sense. Of course any Catholic who cares about his loved ones is going to hope that they convert to Catholicism.
