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I know one I commented in just a few hours ago has since mysteriously disappeared…

I honestly can’t tell if this is something you just made up or a real article, though I’m leaning toward the former because Trump sounds a little too coherent

Ok, so, at what point can we finally take grandpa’s license away? Seriously

Well, we had large swathes of our federal government forcibly dismantled by a (admittedly South) African, so… 🤷‍♂️

Hot take

All while being so k-holed out your pee-hole don’t work no more… 😋 Aaaand attempting to lure anyone with a working uterus and a twitter account into his weird natal cult…

Clearly just very normal activities that every American engages in on a daily basis.

The grift is strong and runs deep in the Drumpf line

So, does anyone have any idea how we can make it CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR to Schumer that shutting this shit down (Period, do not pass go, etcetc) is imperative to their existence rn?

They literally had more varied sexual harassment practices than there are unique ‘mission’ activities in any given AC or FarCry game… I mean, I know it’s a French company, but c’mon…

Guessing that right extends to repairing all the damage done to the federal government recently, by chance?

Slanderous poppycock

I’m sorry, what? What do you mean I ‘got distracted’? My comment wasn’t long enough to ‘get distracted’ in, for one lol… All jokes aside, I’m gonna be honest, I’ve re-read it a couple of times now and I’m still not seeing what you could be talking about… I’d say it reads pretty singularly of focus, more than anything, so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As an American citizen, I’ve honestly never understood exactly why the piece of shit wasn’t given the only punishment (that I know of, anyway) befitting a traitor a long way back… I mean, my personal feelings on the matter are that if you - in any capacity, really, though particularly that of someone in a leadership position- attempt to incite, encourage, or otherwise amplify an insurrectionist mob, then that makes YOU an INSURRECTIONIST. Full stop.

Which also makes you guilty of treason. (Full stop, again.)

So… Why, again, was this not dealt with as it should’ve been? Whaf a fucking joke

Nowadays it wouldn’t be as much of a problem as they could all just get senior leadership positions in the Trump administration

It certainly does list things

I’ve heard about this other list, but there’s like 10 things on it and that’s waaay more things to remember, which I’m pretty sure makes mine superior

I mean, I wasn’t trying to use it pejoratively or anything… And while I can’t say I have any first-hand male stripper knowledge, I’m pretty sure my advice is unisex. 😋

Sure, I guess I could’ve said something about not commidifying love/affection/etc so it sounded a bit more inclusive of the broad and varied spectrum of sex workers or something, but - as they say - brevity is the soul of wit, after all.

In all seriousness, tho: I meant no offense or anything, but I definitely wasn’t going to call them ‘exotic dancers’ because I just think that’s a fucking stupid term, tbh, and I’m super prepared to die on that hill, so come at me bro

I mean there are only a few real hard and fast rules you have to follow in life (imo):

1. Don’t talk about Fight Club
2. No pre-orders, No exceptions
3. Don’t fall in love with the stripper
4. Don’t believe the politician’s promises

Strippers and politicians are like two sides of a coin in that one pretends to love you but is just going to fuck you and the other is a stripper.

It’s really just not that hard guys.

“Honestly, though, is it my fault that they did what I told them to do, or theirs for doing it?”

It would seem fitting for a wannabe Nazi to trot out an inversion of the old “just following orders” Nuremberg defense, don’t you think?

I wonder, does Elon not realize that mentally ill, cognitively deficient, dark haired South Africans (let alone ones with what can only be described as ‘likely deeply compensatory for something’ levels of wealth) wouldn’t have been doing much in the way of fraternizing with anyone Aryan outside of their camp stays?

He means he wants another plague (in addition to MAGA) to be inflicted upon them

How many trips have you gotten to take on it recently?