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If Miller can be said to have a redeeming factor (and that “if” is doing some HEAVY lifting there, I’m well aware) it’s that you can tell he thinks he looks like Edward Norton in American History X, but everyone else thinks he looks like a 12 year old boy’s penis.

(I know this having been a 12 year old boy once. Also, if anyone at all close to Miller sees this and can relay a message, tell him the internet said: 20 minutes of ceaseless, uncontrollable laughter He’ll know what we mean.)

My God, for once can we not think of the poor fucking congresspeople? They’re the REAL oppressed group in this country

These AI slop comments are getting out of fucking control

Isn’t that arguably only because modern governments maintain a “monopoly on violence,” essentially?

Jesus christ, how much therapy are these kids gonna need? They’ve already had to watch their father apologize to fucking white supremacists for his wife not being white during the campaign, if they haven’t already I’m sure they’re destined to hear incessantly about him fucking couches, this shit now, and I’m sure somewhere around 500k other things I’ve already forgotten about by now

Do you think he knows that he’s the ‘they’ now?

Maybe news just travels more slowly in MAGAland and his calls for violence against the political establishment will cease once he finds out that his team has the ball now…

Inb4 “there were good people on both sides” and such…

I know one I commented in just a few hours ago has since mysteriously disappeared…

I honestly can’t tell if this is something you just made up or a real article, though I’m leaning toward the former because Trump sounds a little too coherent

Ok, so, at what point can we finally take grandpa’s license away? Seriously

Well, we had large swathes of our federal government forcibly dismantled by a (admittedly South) African, so… 🤷‍♂️

Hot take

All while being so k-holed out your pee-hole don’t work no more… 😋 Aaaand attempting to lure anyone with a working uterus and a twitter account into his weird natal cult…

Clearly just very normal activities that every American engages in on a daily basis.

The grift is strong and runs deep in the Drumpf line

So, does anyone have any idea how we can make it CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR to Schumer that shutting this shit down (Period, do not pass go, etcetc) is imperative to their existence rn?

They literally had more varied sexual harassment practices than there are unique ‘mission’ activities in any given AC or FarCry game… I mean, I know it’s a French company, but c’mon…

Guessing that right extends to repairing all the damage done to the federal government recently, by chance?

Slanderous poppycock

I’m sorry, what? What do you mean I ‘got distracted’? My comment wasn’t long enough to ‘get distracted’ in, for one lol… All jokes aside, I’m gonna be honest, I’ve re-read it a couple of times now and I’m still not seeing what you could be talking about… I’d say it reads pretty singularly of focus, more than anything, so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As an American citizen, I’ve honestly never understood exactly why the piece of shit wasn’t given the only punishment (that I know of, anyway) befitting a traitor a long way back… I mean, my personal feelings on the matter are that if you - in any capacity, really, though particularly that of someone in a leadership position- attempt to incite, encourage, or otherwise amplify an insurrectionist mob, then that makes YOU an INSURRECTIONIST. Full stop.

Which also makes you guilty of treason. (Full stop, again.)

So… Why, again, was this not dealt with as it should’ve been? Whaf a fucking joke

Nowadays it wouldn’t be as much of a problem as they could all just get senior leadership positions in the Trump administration