Tucker thinks about gay sex more than most gay men.
Wait. This isn’t the Onion?
I’ve met seemingly normal people who think Tucker Carlson is a real political commentator with good ideas.
After he literally argued in court that no reasonable person would believe anything he says is true.
Tucker’s a little curious.
Typical conservative
Bi-curious.
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lmao
He added that if he ever interviews Buttigieg, “I’m gonna ask him very specific questions about gay sex and see if he can even answer. I doubt he even knows. You’re not gay, dude. Stop.”
Wait, is tucker in the epstein files?
I’m curious how many questions one could have about gay sex. There’s oral, which his gender agnostic, and anal, which is also gender agnostic. Is Tuck Tuck trying to get advice on how to properly prep himself for butt stuff? Everything else is the same as hetero, just maybe more facial hair and you can’t stick it in the front side.
I hope Pete calls Tucker’s bluff because I am extremely curious what specific knowledge the latter has about gay sex that the former can confirm.
Is Tucker Carlson gatekeeping gayness?
I fucking hate the rat, but this is when you gotta hit them with the ‘weird’
Tucker’s wants sex with Buttigieg, adorable.
Tucker Carlson is a little bitch.
He should take it up the ass (again) for journalistic integrity. The last time was in Moscow.
Oh yeah? Well if you’re so gay then why can’t I suck your girthy dick?
– Tucker “The Sucker (Throat Goat)” Carlson
Bro just wants to take notes.
Vigorously and with mounting fervor.
Please, Daddy Carlson, show us what you know about doing a gay sex on someone.
Tucker: “So, say you and I were in bed, what, SPECIFICALLY, would you do… SPECIFICALLY. I mean leave nothing out.”
Questions that only Tucker Carlson would know.
