He shit his diaper and scared himself. He reversed what was supposed to be billion dollar tariffs. What happened to all the calls and people kissing his ass like he said? Did the bonds spook him?

I guess the part that is even more impressive is that his people try their best to vomit up some excuse to cover tangerine man. Deep down, without a doubt, you know his crew is like, this dumb mother fucker. There is no way they aren’t.

4 mile stretch. I hope they run out of people the first mile and they have to run to get in front of the parade to make it look like it’s full. I hope an eagle shits right on his head too.

I dunno about that. Over on a specific sub they are all chanting and drooling on how China will surely bend the knee.

Can we get a Nelson Ha Ha. I feel like I’m living in a cartoon. Sadly, one side refused to see any of this and I’d celebrating a win on how other countries are bending the knee.

Druggie ass midnight rant. Trump scratched his ass and accidentally had a finger go up his hole and his druggie brain got triggered with some ridiculous nonsense. It’s the only real explanation for this shit. It’s non-stop and we’re less than 100 days in.

What was that truth social post again about the market dropping 2% under “horrible Harris” and “sleepy Joe” and how they should resign?

Need more retaliation from countries. Everytime America complains there needs to be a resounding Nelson “Ha Ha”.

Anyone got bingo cards? I’m putting a Putin to visit White House on mine along with Andrew Tate gets a government position - maybe alongside Elona. There’s also the McDonald’s Hamderber becoming the National Food

Anyone got any others to fill out my card?

Outside of that, I got my bullshit meter ready. Trying to prep for the Thirty Days of the Best Achievements the world has ever seen and how he alone saved countries at war. Then Elona will talk about the billions of dollars saved while his kid wipes buggers on Trump’s face.

100% knew this shit would happen. Knew he was going to take this all as some massive win. His cronies probably all patted him on the back and gladly licked his nuts.

I dunno. They can be in their own little echo chamber and nod their heads when they are together - but I’d love to see a paparazzi type protest everything they step foot into public. I’m sure they’ll pull some Beyonce type shit of renting out an entire place, but I’d love to see verbal harassment everywhere they go

General Bone Spurs and Pvt Pyle gang up on an actual hero. Just when you wake up and think how things can get any worse, something like this comes along.

The world is watching, and I hate to say it, but I’d love it if they banded together and called us out, or cut us off. With as thin skinned as this administration is, they’d lose it. They like to puff out their chest and talk a big game, but I bet when it came to back things up, they’d fold so easily. Sad part is, they’d probably just redirect the blame.

We can’t just depend on everyone else though. Something has to happen here. Some sense has to be beaten into us somehow.

I don’t have millions, you probably don’t have millions. You know who does? Kingpins, spies, cartel drug lords.

I love the reaction to this. There’s comments floating around about how childish it is, how it shows immaturity, that it’s disrespectful - all from folks who stuck stickers on gas pumps, has decals is Biden tied up and gagged, and a handful of other goofy pictures. Such tears.

So when Harris has Walz do a sit down interview with her, people lost their mind - but this is okay?

There was an article about how interest rates raise to 3%. Seeing the comment section was wild. It was all Biden’s fault because Trump was only in office for three weeks. Don’t mind that he’s been spouting off tariff talks since last year.

However, anything good that happened, even prior to Trump taking office, was his doing.

I dunno if I like articles like this, because I haven’t really heard anyone really say this. I like in podunk Midwest state and folks around here are set that things are already getting better, and if they aren’t, it’s because of the last administration or because Democrats keep getting in the way.

Online, comments from articles and a certain sub reddit are all bouncing around ecstatically and shouting “WINNING” with everything that is happening. I’d like to think the mirage is fading, but I have been able to find truth of that just yet.

I can only imagine it takes these ancient relics 10-15 minutes to go up and down stairs. The stairs aren’t the problem either.

“So much winning. So many bended knees. Trump so strong. Elon cleaning house”. These are the posts that I’m seeing across articles and one sub in particular.

Am I taking crazy pills or something?

But if you peek into a certain sub, they are are celebrating and fascinated by all the “winning” that is occurring

If only they’d wake up and realize they fucked up. They won’t though. They’ll be told who to blame and go along with exactly that.