I’m also hearing an unconfirmed report that he fell a second time once inside a room or office, but you know how the rumor mill is.
wake me up when they start falling out of windows.
Maybe Trump and his family, Musky and just all the Republicans can take up sky diving without a parachute?
Actually, most the Democrats can join them. Especially that cunt Fetterman.
Oh my god! Are the stairs okay?!
I love seeing your comments. They always make me smile.
👊
Glad I could put a smile on your face! We could all definitely use more of that.
“It’s reported that the senator landed on his back, and proceeded to roll back and forth for over 10min before his laughing constituents flipped him off his shell back onto his feet”
I’m afraid I may fail that version of the Voight-Kampff Test.
TO THE LABORATORY!
I’m a pacifist, so I’m inclined not to wish violence on anyone. But who am I to argue with the force of gravity?
… or is it the pull of Hell?Im a pacificist and I hope the ocean swallows him whole
I’m inclined
So are the stairs
no, you’re thinking of something more plane
That escalated quickly
The 60 minutes interview about his legacy was released a couple days ago. It’s crazy he was able to sit up for that long without a spine.
I heard that his staffers achieved this by having him sit on a leaf blower during the interview, effectively making him the first “flailing arm tube man, turtoise, Moscow mule” hybrid.
Yeah, polio’s a bitch… guess we’ll see that back soon!
Aren’t these interviews typically done at night? I saw the daylight in the background and thought it was very odd.
There’s usually a main interview and then side interviews at a place of interest (workplace, crime scene, home)
This sparks joy
In case anyone wonders what the rules on a replacement are:
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/03/28/kentucky-replace-mcconnell-beshear-00149543
“The governor must choose a nominee from a list of three names the outgoing senator’s party submits. Beshear would have to choose a Republican, should either Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell or Sen. Rand Paul’s seats become vacant.”
Pretty sure that state law was rammed through at warp speed once Beshear was elected but prior to him taking office.
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Well damn.
Is there a video of this one, I like to save all of his strokes, falls, etc. its a hobby, like scrapbooking the demise of a festering piece of shit.
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I’m surprised no one posted the live stream:
He’s still going … and he’s still alive! … and still causing human misery somehow.
This means nothing. Let me know when is phylactery is destroyed.
Socially minded leaders who show great promise in the US: mysteriously die, get assassinated or murdered before they get too old.
Conservatives in the US: live for 100 years causing untold human misery for as long as they live
We sure he wasn’t pushed?
Oh no! Anyway…
Is he dead?
Not yet, but an 82 year old falling down stairs is kind of on a fast track.
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2804614
“In 2020, 42,114 deaths in the US were related to falls, with 86% occurring among adults aged 65 years or older.1 Falls are the leading cause of injury and among the leading causes of death among older adults in the US.2,3”
My dad had Parkinson’s, which he fought for many years. When he couldn’t walk anywhere without falling, that was when he had only months left to live. I know that’s a very specific situation, but his doctor told me the same general statistic you did and to let him know when my dad starts falling more often. Even when he just had random falls once in a while, that was when he was within a year of the end.
