We don’t let sheep vote here, despite being outnumbered by them. We also have no romantic relationships with them either.

Australians suck and are terrible at sport. Don’t pick on them though, because we’re the Pacific redneck brothers. Only we can pick on Australians.

You always know when Tonga or Samoa is playing a sports match, because you’ll see the flags and hear the cars tooting everywhere.

Guy Fawkes is a real big deal. Fireworks will be going all week.

All the fish and chip shops are owned by Chinese, all the dairies by Indians, and all the bakeries by Cambodians.

It’s difficult to find some nationality that isn’t represented by a restaurant somewhere.

Our national dish is Butter Chicken.

-New Zealand

We are gonna need more details on this one

The CEO got high on crack and was on a rampage, knocking shit over, yelling etc. and then shat his pants. It got worse when he saw that he was running out of crack and didn’t have the cash to buy more, so he got online and made an announcement that Unity would be charging per install because he needs the money for more crack and hookers. Crazy day.

You’re probably in the real center now, my understanding is American center is to the right, and their left is actually closer to center

It’s true, they can’t. Well, it’s ‘can’t because of the firewall’ and also ‘won’t because they’ll get disappeared’