Hag!

Newsome is a slimy dirtbag, like every other current Democratic leader. And I say that after voting for Kamala. AOC and buttigiege are the only two I would vote for.

Why does every single picture of Gabe look like hedonism bot wrapped in skin?

You have quite a way with words

I’m surprised his tiny hands can hold up that heavy paper.

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and sig heils like a duck, we should all go duck hunting.

$10 donation coming in hot!

Cognitive dissonance.

*they would rather kill our children with preventable viruses than admit they were wrong

I for one welcome our horseshoe crab overlords. Tardigrades would be a very cool second choice, but they’re probably too busy being the perfect organism to give a shit about taking over the planet.