The Department of Just-Us.

Preventing trans people from physically transitioning isn’t going to make them not trans.

Is this the thumbnail image for the new Brokeback Mountain?

Nope. The he only issues I’ve ever had were with the left button.

Oddly enough, I’ve always associated claims of being premium in advertising with it actually being garbage.

“oopsie doodles. Was I not supposed to do that? My bad.”

I’m surprised they didn’t end up releasing her alone in a Walmart parking lot, in a different state, at 3am.

The only time you need a dictator is when you’re playing Secret Hitler. Can’t play without one!

And Trump is known for doing the dumbest thing possible in almost every situation, so …fuuuuuuuck.

My partner and I have been farting in front of each other since the very first date. We think it’s hilarious.

We can only speculate about it’s shape, and the speed at which it is delivered to the neck of the recipient.

Once I ordered online via their app and hadn’t noticed that it defaulted to a different location than the one I normal visit. When I got to the usual place to pick it up and they didn’t have my order, I realized my mistake. It would have been a major hassle to drive across town to pick it up, so I just left it go and ordered again from where I was currently.

Because they carry assault routines

Or ya, know, until they’ve had an experience so horrific that it gives them that perspective.

Going back to 60 from 120, I can say that it’s very noticable. Even outside of games, in things like the window manager, just resizing or moving windows feels very choppy.

Probably “great grandma” by then.

It’s not just not legal, it’s nonsensical. Like, what does it even mean? How would it even be enforced? It’s just virtue signaling.

Democratic Leadership: Hold my beer

But legally marrying a 47 year old senator and his 13 year old child bride…? That will still be required.

Just a little history revision. Nothing to be concerned about.