Ok, I am not supporting bestiality here. But, I just came to know about a Dogxim, a dog fox hybrid and I had known for a long time that horses and donkeys can breed (to produce a mule). So, I was just curious, can humans breed with any other animals closely related to us?
Tinder not working out as expected?
Why else would I ask that question? Completely unrelated but you won’t happen to have any goats nearby, would you?
There must have been a misunderstanding, when I said I want to “eat pussy”, this is not what I meant
There is a good reason for that image.
here be psychic dragons
Suddenly ing the cat takes on a whole new meaning
Conventional prehistory says there used to be animals we could interbreed with, but that we in fact bred with them so much that the hybrids replaced the creatures made to get said hybrid.
These replaced peoples were, of course, designated members of the homo genus, which Homo Sapiens (the scientific name for humans) gets its name from, and they include things such as (using their common names, not their scientific names) Neanderthals (geographically found in Southern Europe), Denisovans (found mostly to the West, towards Asia), and Hobbits (yes, hobbits, they were found in the Pacific). Nothing of note happened in America.
The Neanderthals and the Denisovans are of particular note, as their territories overlapped commonly, and there are cave findings that show they themselves interbred with each other and produced perfectly functioning offspring. I can only hope when they were engaging in the act, they asked to mingle and ended it with “no homo”.
There are, however, reports that, at the same time in prehistory, we did try to breed with other animals that haven’t been replaced, typically the great apes, as evidenced by lice samples found in both us and them, but that this, quite expectedly, didn’t lead to any hybrid outcomes.
Not since the Neanderthals left us
Neanderthals didn’t leave us; they merged with us. Neanderthal DNA is well represented in our current population.
That’s absolutely preposterous, I am still alive and my friends say I am one of them Neanderthals
Hey maybe we broke up with them. We don’t know.
“Why do they keep yelling ungabunga with a persistant erection every time we hang out? Fuck this I’m out.”
space ship flies away
I’m not supporting beastiality here… BUT
I like big BUTs and I cannot lie
Asking for a friend?
There were rumors of a human/chimp hybrid decades ago:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee
Despite the existence of Oliver, it still seems unproven:
The Nazis & the Japanese experimented with this as well. AFAIK neither faction ever achieved anything resembling success. Fertilization occurs, but then immediately stops as there’s no compatibility, and the cells die.
Decades you say😶😶
Genetic testing basically puts a large amount of doubt on it though. More likely it wasn’t a hybrid than was.
If such a thing was currently possible, you’d know about it.
Haha… Well put
I assume closely related hominids which are now extinct. Neanderthal DNA is present in current human strains, which means they didn’t even speciate (though potentially successful gestation was rarer).
Why am I writing like an alien nerd observing humans?
Kim Kardashian?
You’re short a comma. It’s the American Ghost Comma right after ‘humans’.
Remember that Rogers Telecom paid out a million bucks because it couldn’t write a clear sentence.
Him: “Which animals can I fuck?”
You: “This reminds me of canadian contract law. Also I can use this as an opportunity for language prescriptivism.”
Actually the question was, “which animalbcan I breed with?”. I think it’s important not to misrepresent the facts.
As for rogers, they didn’t have to pay Alliant because the court changed its mind after reading the french version of the contract. In the french version, it is clear the english contract means the plainly obvious interpretation, not the lawyery silent american comma bullshit!
The deal was a five year term, that auto renews for five years unless you cancel it a year in advance.
Alliant wanted to cancel the contract inside the first five year term, the gall of these lawyers!
https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20180723-the-commas-that-cost-companies-millions
hahaha
Furries_IRL 😞
Furries irl 😏
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NO.