If he’s fit, I’m a fucking olympian astronaut…
The man doesn’t look like he could take a flight of stairs without shitting his pants. I think that the definition of “fully fit” has loosened.
They never said what he was fully fit for.
Depends?
“Fittin’ three cheesebugers into his face at the same time.”
LMAO
So you’re saying this would be the funniest time for him to have a heart attack?
This is how you turn Death Note into a comedy
It wasn’t supposed to be a comedy? Because light is so fucking overly dramatic it becomes a comedy.
Do y’all think if he kicks the bucket soon they’ll throw a neurolink chip in him and just zombie him around for a while until the decomposition becomes noticeable?
“Weekend at Elon’s”
No, because everyone below him is bucking for his seat.
They said he’s 224 lbs. Lmao.
He is the most healthy human being in all of history. No one is healthier or stronger than Donald Trump. He has the body of a 30 year old athlete and the mind of a genius.
… He has the mind and attitude of someone seventy years younger!
I think you just insulted all of the worlds 9 year olds.
The report has an error. The actual report says 'trump is [what he told us]"
Given the truthfulness record for Trump’s docs, doing their version of orangeguy buttkissing, this is good news. Except then we’d have President Vance…
Lmao he’s probably got cancer or some shit
Lol
