A maid. I really don’t like cleaning. I’m not very good at it. I miss a lot of things. I don’t have the attention span, etc. I do it because I have to. I don’t want to live in swallow but gosh, it would be nice to have somebody cleaning my house for me even if it’s just once a month.

Eggs

Having a paid off mortgage

A large property in the woods with a river running through it. I can literally setup my own mini power generation source if the stream is powerful enough. So I get to at least be partly off-grid.

one of those freeze dryers to make infinite crunchy Skittles
They’re so good but so expensive and the machine is like $3,000 😭

Also one of those ~$500 IPL permanent hair removers

10,000 acres of land in the northern mountains, with all associated rights (mineral, water, etc.).

I really, really, really don’t want to have neighbors. I already live in a rural area, and I still have neighbors 1/4 mile away that blast their music at 11pm loud enough to make out the lyrics. I want to be able to see the stars at night with no light pollution, and see wildlife that’s barely seen people.

No weeds in my garden. Kinda how the Teletubbies never dealt with crabgrass.

A flying car like on the Jetsons.

A house with a yard in a city with good subway access

Unconditional love and support

Air travel where I’m treated better than a livestock transport.

A personal datacenter with 3-digit terabytes of storage, terabytes of RAM, and 3-digit CPUs. Unless I win the lottery (and the safe withdraw rate on these investments are high enough), I won’t be getting any of this.

A full, refreshing night of sleep every night.

Ah, I see you have a Samsung refrigerator.

Heated foot bath. They’re not that expensive, but its real roman emperor hours if you work from home and can have a jacuzzi for your feet.