Number of “glitches” during the Trump Administration: 1
Number of “glitches” during all other administrations combined: 0
This isn’t exactly the stellar defense Trump thinks it is. It’s like saying “The doctor isn’t a quack. This is the only time he replaced a patient’s heart with a baked potato in two months!”
I’m going to set fire to some electric cars and then in court my defense will be that it was my only glitch in decades /s
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no it’s not
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that’s still a big fucking glitch
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He is not wrong. Because anything else that happened in the last two was a string of catastrophies.
The first glitch was him winning.
No, that was called cheating
I absolutely despise this timeline.
If he said it, then there have definitely been many more “glitches” prior; this is just the first one that became widely publicized.
This is up there with his “well-oiled machine” statement.
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