Just in time for a new pandemic too. RIP Americans.
Holding up so far. They created a new natural law.
The American Natural Law.
Are you fucking joking? We confirmed this fucking quack to run our health department? Gimme a fucking break… these people really are trying to burn the whole thing to the ground.
This country has brain worms.
Yeah, no kidding. At this point I’m starting to root for a killer asteroid to hit us.
Can we root for one that just nukes the US?
I’d prefer no nukes, that will still spread. Maybe yellow stone will finally erupt and it will be smaller than predicted just wiping out the U.S. I would be okay with that.
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Yeah, but what’s the brain worm party gonna do for the working man?
The man. Has a dead worm. In his brain.
I just fuckin’…
Do we know if the worm is actually dead? Insiders insinuate it’s the worm actually calling the shots…
No medical education, no qualifications, and a dead brain worm. Jfc
I’m now taking bets on how long it takes before raw milk is mandated in our school system.
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The only surprising thing is that Moscow mitch voted with the democrats.
He DID apparently have polio as a kid, so this may be a case of “I suddenly care when it affects me personally”
Just performative bullshit trying to buy his way out of hell.
I’m surprised it wasn’t unanimous.
It was nice knowing y’all.