He should get the IgNobel peace prize for uniting the world against him
Does he think he deserves it for the rape? Or the bombings? Or destroying the economy? Or the disruption of literal peace?
What a fucking doorknob.
Or the bombings?
Given that Henry Kissinger won it, probably that one.
He’s a rich white failson who has been failing his way upwards his whole life and has never been held to account for any of his crimes.
In his mind, why wouldn’t he get this?
“They have a reputation for maybe not giving it to people like me.”
You mean people actively involved in war? Yeah. If you stopped the war tomorrow maybe you’d be eligible.
Well, and he’d have to run an apology tour for all the fucking saber-rattling being done, including at our allies, FFS.
And bombing fishing boats. And kidnapping another world leader.
Can you imagine Dump trying to even read off the most mealy-mouthed of apologies? There’s no way I see him being able to finish even one sincere apology to one entity.
Ever see a narcissist cornered and people expecting an apology out of them? It’s not a pretty sight.
Ending a war, even one that he himself began, is still something that’s potentially “peace prize eligible.” I’m willing to give him a pat on the back if he actually does something right. He won’t though.
The last few winners are all criminals
What the fuck are you talking about? This is almost, technically true, except that the arrests were politically motivated by corrupt authoritarian governments, and it’s not even technically true either, as neither the Center for Civil Liberties (2022) nor Nihon Hidankyo (2024) have any criminal background. The last few winners are (interpreting “few” as “four” to be generous):
- 2022:
- Ales Bialiatski (Belarusian human rights activist who’s technically a “criminal” in the sense he was a prisoner of conscience by Belarus’ corrupt government who whipped up fraudulent charges of “tax evasion”)
- Memorial (a Russian human rights org dedicated to studying human rights violations under Joseph Stalin; liquidated under Putin’s corrupt government via the repressive foreign agent law designed to stifle criticism)
- Center for Civil Liberties (a Ukrainian human rights org that documented political persecution in Crimea and Russian war crimes)
- 2023: Narges Mohammadi (a human rights activist who’s been imprisoned multiple times by the IRGC for checks notes advocating for human rights within Iran’s backwards, oppressive regime)
- 2024: Nihon Hidankyo (Japanese lobbying organization dedicated to nuclear disarmament; truly a criminal organization)
- 2025: María Corina Machado (arrested by dictator Nicolás Maduro’s corrupt government in 2014 using forged emails to accuse her of a murder plot, then subject to an attempted arrest in 2025 after she went into then came out of hiding following Maduro’s falsification of the election results).
- 2022:
“I don’t understand, how many people do I have to kill to win this award and cash prize?”
He’s so greedy, it drives him crazy that someone else could win the million dollars (Nobel includes cash)
So many conservatives had their brains utterly broken by Obama winning the WH, twice.
Him winning the Nobel Peace Prize only compounded their meltdowns. The fact that we had Dump right after Obama is likely because of their collective meltdown. They often tell on themselves, and pretty much say as much: "we had to vote for donnie after Obama, because { something something radically changed America } " - typical DARVO shit.
And Dump’s brain was probably broken the most. He doesn’t understand why he doesn’t have one - he’s white and he was in the WH 2x now. Why does he not have one, but the black president does?
Did you know that the president of the United States of America is a 34 time convicted felon, has bankrupted multiple businesses and is currently waging a war against Iran just to protect the largest pedophile ring on earth and keep his name buried in said files that were legally supposed to be released?
This petty bitch still going on about the Nobel Peace Prize, LOL.
He’s already completely beclowned himself on this.
To be honest he deserve it since the Nobel prize was always the Nobel criminality prize
