The King Shite-Ass Touch

  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Don’t stop there, shut down the entire fucking thing. Halt all construction/renovation of white house, ballrooms, centers, pools and what have you until we balance the budget, this is all superfluous garbage.

  • Asafum@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    I’m partial to using “the Mierdas Touch.”

    I swear the day this p.o.s dies flags should be ordered to be flown twice as high, not half mast and it should be a national holiday.

    • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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      I think so many cons are not even ready for how much celebration there will be.

      This is the same set of morons that went around getting people fired over repeating what Kirk actually said after he was killed. They have no emotional capacity for witnessing so many celebrating donnie’s passing. The meltdowns will be epic.

      • Kirp123@lemmy.world
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        They will clutch their pearls and ask people to be respectful. And they will say how can so and so be this heartless. The usual stuff

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      I’ve said it before, but I’m buying a flag pole and a flag for just the occasion. After a couple weeks I’ll take it down and probably never use it again. I might even put some of those cheap pinwheels around the base to add some flair.

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    13 hours ago

    I feel like kids in 40 years will be saying “the corruption was so obvious, how were you not rioting in the streets every day?”

    Assuming things get better…

    • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
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      People prefer to eat food and take care of their kids and families, it’s crazy

      you know what I’m talking about… you’re posting on Lemmy instead of rioting, after all.

      … even if you’re not in the USA, your country is neck deep and feeding the beast.

      • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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        12 hours ago

        Yep. It’s like obesity. We were the first nation to have an explosio of obesity because our food became so cheap (and much of it low quality in the sense of nutrition), and so many other nations are facing that now, you don’t hear people giving us quite as much shit as they used to. Funny that.

        The rise of fascism is also global. I just hope they use our failure to prevent their own. But meanwhile I’ve been told to fuck off because I haven’t chosen to lay down my life (which we only get this one of) which wouldn’t help anyway.

        I understand anti-US sentiment, but a lot of these people coming out of the woodwork to shit all over us should really take a look in their own houses, too. (Also, for the record, the US does suck)

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      Eh just put it in moth balls until he dies. Let him spend his energy on it.

      But otherwise yeah, kill it and we can build a better one once tiny hands hitler dies

  • danc4498@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    2 years from now they’ll reopen as JD Vance theater. All seats replaced with couches.

  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    This is all sending a message. Letting us know, the plan is to keep the trump family in power for decades.