In the eleventh hour, the president declared he would headline the fair himself: He was introduced at a rally Wednesday night by transportation secretary Sean Duffy, who started by dogging on the “libtards that canceled on us.” When Trump finally took the stage, he lauded America as the “hottest” nation in the world. “Nobody’s laughing at us anymore,” said the man filling in for Milli Vanilli.
Everyone’s laughing at you and yes it’s getting quite hot thanks to those climate protection repeals.
Blame it on the rain…
Girl you know it’s true.
Feeling bamboozled and stupid for believing that I might find something beautiful at this garish perversion of an American tradition, I consider purchasing three $14 Cutwaters and passing out in the middle of the grass.
Sounds about right.
“Nobody’s laughing at us anymore,” said the man filling in for Milli Vanilli.
This is true for me, america, very true.I used to laugh, I did, but that was over 10 years ago. When I thought there was no way any population, ever, could take that fat child raping and blatantly corrupt imbecile seriously. Then you voted that thing in, TWICE.
So now I’m just tired of it all, and so very fucking angry at you.Real Central-Asian dictator vibes, you reckon he’s gonna start renaming days of the week?
All 8 of them will be “Trumpday.”
3 day weekends every week, right? … Right?
Don’t give him any ideas
When Trump finally took the stage, he lauded America as the “hottest” nation in the world. “Nobody’s laughing at us anymore,” said the man filling in for Milli Vanilli.
Shit sent me 🤣
Trump has no sophistication, grace or class. He thinks spray painting wall sconces gold will fool people into thinking he contains those attributes.
He’s trashy.
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