As someone who usually hates shallow, easy, nihilistic answers…

Hah! With this Justice Department?

But you guys don’t understand! Sports!!!

As I remember/understand it, it’s a civil law, not a criminal one. One that doesn’t really care about standing (who has skin in the game to file a lawsuit). So here’s the neat part: damn near anyone can sue over it!

It could even be done as an official act!

Just go with that one.

(I mean honestly, how do you give yourself a sunburn with a spray tan?)

My daughter qualified for social security due to her low birth weight. The maximum weight for that is 2 pounds, 10 ounces (1.2kg). She was born at less than half that. Does that mean we’d have to bring her over while she was in NICU for 4 months and on a ventilator? For $30/month of benefits?

Fuck clickbait headlines like this.

Strip malls with O’Reilly Auto parts, Chick fil A, and some insurance agent… All next to Walmart, is culture. Just not very inspiring.

they said, ‘Can you imagine? I’m [you’re] not going to be president [for the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics]. And that’s too bad.’ And what happened is, they rigged the election [in 2020], and I became president [again in 2024]

Absolutely referring to 2020 here. No doubt whatsoever.

(To be clear, claims of 2020 fraud are bullshit… But so are claims of 2024 fraud)

It’s not that I’m surprised, but mainly saying that this isn’t the feel-good story of bipartisanship taking down a bad idea that the headline leads you to think. There’s still a significant (if not majority) in favor of this

I am glad they failed, but Jesus Christ. There were still 27 elected officials, about a quarter of that legislative body, who thought children should be separated from their parents because they’re transgender. What the fuck?

Colorado here. Offspring spawned a few years ago. We had a social security number before Mom was discharged. Offspring was born super early, and her low birth weight entitled her to receive social security benefits while in NICU. While that amount was super low, it also made her qualify automatically for Medicaid, which was awesome because they paid her deductible from my work’s insurance.

They also submitted information for the birth certificate to what used to be tri-county health department (which has since been split up) but we had to go to their office to pick it up.

Let me tell you all how surprised I am.

Ok, I’m done.

He wants to get rid of the Department of Education anyway, so what is there to lose?

A cynic might. Someone who actually thinks things through might not.

Medium is the singular, for those not aware

Similarly, data is also the plural for datum

Ditto. I’d have so few friends, not to mention my wife and daughter (no males in the house other than me) so things would be pretty confusingly lonely, pretty quick!

At least OP was pretty clear that all people of the opposite sex were to have disappeared so I can still have my dog.

My wife had a hysterectomy a few weeks ago. Even though she already had her tubes removed and the hysterectomy was for other reasons, she said this felt like a good “eff you” to Trump

The federal agency I work with does put them next to your name if you have them registered. Curious how long that lasts.

Nobody’s said Lenny yet? Ok. I’ll say Lenny.