Political analysts and observers were outraged on Wednesday after a video of President Donald Trump's faith advisor comparing him to Jesus. Trump hosted an Easter event at the White House with evangelical groups. The event was supposed to be private, but Trump's speech was posted on the White House'...
Palm sunday was a few days ago. It will be close enough to prophesy if he’s crucified soon enough. It’s not assassination if zombie Trump is destined to come alive and get ascended. It’s faith in god all mighty to crucify him. Don’t question faith.
there are protocols for shit like this. you draw, quarter, burn, desecrate, burn again, then give the remains to the post office to scatter to its all branches around the world to monitor for signs of zombification and vampirification.
that’s what happens when you fuck with the post office. at least we used to do it, back when we had standards.
Trump is Jesus. It’s ok if they try to water the corpse if they think it will help make zombie Trump rise. Just do the crucifixion part, already. Even if they try the weekend at Bernies plot, just crucify. It will all work out.