Same woman btw There have been people put in straightjackets for less 🙃 But don’t worry guys at least they’re getting rid of the religious extremists in Iran 🤦♂️
Bro Amerikkka, the world’s laughing at you 😂 I’m convinced that place is not real, a simulation. The most unserious country in the world
Also back in the day that kind of heresy would get you hanged, drawn and quartered or burnt at the stake if you were a woman like her (for the sake of decency since the victim was disembowelled and chopped into 4 pieces while still alive and burning was considered more lenient out of the 2 somehow) we should probably bring that back.
Can easily be tested. Just crucify him on Friday, and check whether he left the grave on Sunday.
Cool, so we’ll be parading him through DC, nailing him to a cross, and jamming a spear in him later today then, right?
If I were an Evangelical Christian, I would be screaming my lungs out that this is Antichrist territory.
I personally know someone that cited the bible to demonstrate how Trump was the antichrist. Yes, he sure did still vote for him, because the antichrist is better than a democrat.
Did the guy just … tactically vote for the apocalypse?
Maybe if you were Catholic, Episcopal, Unitarian, Christian Anarchist, etc. you would hold that view. Evangelicals live in an upside-down world and don’t even consider the aforementioned denominations as Christians. If you openly held that view in an Evangelical congregation I would worry for your safety.
And when he steals a third and fourth term, they’ll all be with him 110%
Good fucking grief. WTF do these people see in this guy that makes them want to suck up to him so badly? Hes a malignant narcissist sociopath piece of shit and is more closely related to the antichrist than anything else.
He promised to get rid of the brown people. And they were told to follow him. That’s it for a lot of them. Blindly following someone because their preacher says to is ingrained in a lot of evangelicals especially.
But also a lot of them believe he was sent by God to kick-start the end times and trigger the Rapture. That’s why a lot of the politicians especially are behind him, and why Biden treated him with kid gloves. You’d be amazed how many statesmen in both the Republican and Democratic Party legit believe in all that ‘end times we go to Heaven and all the disgusting plebeians go to hell’ bullshit.
His ideas about child rape really resonates with them.
So Jesus liked to bomb and fuck kids right?
You can now pray again, and worship again!
My favorite thing about Biden was how he banned prayer. That was really cool and based
Weird for a devout catholic, but I wasn’t going to stop him
Oh good! Let’s continue the comparison and nail the orange shit to a piece of wood!
“Hamanda acka acka racka deda backa sanda acka ambo osa cacka reeté eké banda acka riki dibi asha daaah”
- Paula White Cain, Senior Advisor to the White House Faith Office
My bio teacher in high school was a hard-core snake-handling tongue-speaking nut. She was also the head of the Bible club.
Should have seen how quickly my As turned to Cs after I told her that despite her protestations, I wanted to learn about evolution and didn’t belive in creationism.
Biology teacher in public school…“Evolution is a myth that the tyrannical federal government demands I teach but first let me read you the truth about what really happened: ‘In the beginning, God created…’”
My favorite was when she gave me detention for admitting I was an atheist, after she called my mom and my mom said “So what?”. Guess she thought I was gonna get a holy beat down, imagine her disappointment.
Depending on where this took place she was definitely playing the odds on you getting beaten. Bless her heart.
I was 15, and it was the first time in my life that I saw someones attitude towards me completely change due to the mere fact that I didnt share their religious beliefs. First time, but sadly not the last.
How fucking fragile their beliefs must truly be if they cant even tolerate someone thinking differently than they do like, as a concept, to the point of acting like a total fucking bitch to a child from that day forward.
But…after decades more life experience…all I can say is pretty much par for the course.
Thank christ I got the fuck out of the Bible belt. I no longer live somewhere were institutionalized bigotry is so widely accepted. Like, for example, the time I was threatened with physical violence by a cop after being spotted walking home from the gas station with a Marilyn Manson tshirt only a few months after my Bio teacher crashed out when confronted with my atheism.
Haha some parent had a spectacular meltdown at my school the day after Columbine because my friend was wearing a MM shirt. Fuck these people they’re the same in every generation. They got a disease.
People are laughing but that’s a direct verbatim quote.
I took several minutes of my life to transcribe that as precisely as possible
Trump is not a political figure. This is a religious movement playing out in real time.
Palm sunday was a few days ago. It will be close enough to prophesy if he’s crucified soon enough. It’s not assassination if zombie Trump is destined to come alive and get ascended. It’s faith in god all mighty to crucify him. Don’t question faith.
there are protocols for shit like this. you draw, quarter, burn, desecrate, burn again, then give the remains to the post office to scatter to its all branches around the world to monitor for signs of zombification and vampirification.
that’s what happens when you fuck with the post office. at least we used to do it, back when we had standards.
Trump is Jesus. It’s ok if they try to water the corpse if they think it will help make zombie Trump rise. Just do the crucifixion part, already. Even if they try the weekend at Bernies plot, just crucify. It will all work out.
When he at some point dies, i am sure that some people will be waiting for him on the third day to come back
They’ll AI generate the footage and sell it to the world as facts.
When he at some point dies, i am sure that some people will be waiting for him on the third day to come back
Well, at least the ground will be soft from all the tributes. He’ll have a choice to make: rest in piss or scrabble back up through it, undead motherfucker.
I’m actually hoping for the undead scenario, because of all his kids that will be so enraged about having to wait for the estate cash that they’ll just try to kill him again and again – but before they can, they have to fight off that wife of his wanting to slurp up the undead soul out of his rotting carcass first.
That is absolutely a movie I’d watch. Or, the president can make my dreams come true, lol
With JFK. Jr
If Trump isn’t roleplaying the Antichrist from the Book of Revelation, then I don’t know what he’s doing.
Big الْمَسِيحُ الدَّجَّالُ energy
Very nice of you to call him المسبح الدجال instead of جبل الخراء البرتقالي
I’m all for him being compared with Jesus during Easter, just another pathway to his likeness being eligible on their currency.
I thought it was worse when he compared himself to Elvis.
Idk maybe he can die on the toilet
