• Reygle@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    A man walks past a news stand every day but never buys a paper. When asked, he says he’s looking for an obituary.
    When told that obituaries aren’t on the front page,

    “The one I’m looking for will be.”

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    22 days ago

    When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.

    Proverbs 11:10

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    22 days ago

    I have been a musician for decades I am setting up my sound system on my front lawn and I will be throwing a block party to celebrate his death.

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        22 days ago

        I’m reminded of a line from Heavy Metal: “The best we can hope for is to have you buried in secret so your grave doesn’t get defiled!”

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    22 days ago

    Why on earth would anyone be respectful to people like Trump and Stephen Miller when they die and their souls are dragged to hell?

    For many many decades (maybe since ever) fascists and conservatives were never respectful and many would just go ‘good riddence’ when they see a progressive pass away. Fuck em’. Also fuck the guys who claim ‘there will be retaliation’. It is like when bullies and the adults who support them don’t want victims fighting back or standing up to them will somehow only escalate the violence, or in my case they would make me look like the asshole and basically say ‘how would you like it if they did that to you?’ When they have been doing it to me countless times before I decided to talk back.

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    The day it’s announced that Donny has passed away will be the 2nd Independence Day for America and most of the world. The 24hrs following his death will be very interesting to watch especially from the view of his cult members.

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    22 days ago

    If this refers to the orange Russian cum rag, then my first action upon hearing of his demise will be to walk into the nearest pub and buy everyone a round.

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    Lol.

    I’ll be in the streets banging on pots and pans and screaming “DING DONG THE PEDO IS DEAD”.

    I’ll take this parade down the street to the one dipshit in my neighborhood still rocking Trump trash in the front yard and just stand on the sidewalk celebrating while laughing and pointing at the house.

    Which reminds me. I need to sign that dipshit’s address up for battered spouse pamphlets.