

Everyones a millionaire these days! You’re not rich until you’re a billionaire! Even the McDonalds part time workers bring home a few hundred million each week.
…what? I’m just talking like any normal human who totally knows the current economic climate would talk like! Thats why we gotta close down all these government handouts like snap and medicaid. It’s free money for people who already get free money, from their stock options, and taxfree offshore accounts. EVERYBODY has those, right???
(In case you can’t tell I’m being highly sarcastic. Does anybody have any bread???)
No no no. Do you hear yourself??? Do you hear how crazy you sound??? Here’s a guy that ALREADY was president! You know how when you’re applying for jobs on Indeed, and there’s a piece of software that has only existed for 3 years, and yet they require 4 years experience with it? Well that’s what trump has! You always hire the guy with experience! Duh! He’s already done this job before! Who else would win? A woman? Ha! Both times trump won, it’s because he beat a woman! Do you understand that? Trump beats women! Everybody knows trump beats women. And if you think that’s bad, you should see what he does yo little kids!
But you think we should have been able to just magically KNOW that a man who was convicted 34 times, based on crimes he comitted as president, would be a corrupt president???
Crazy talk is what that is!