Adding “and a christian” makes the rest of that sign redundant.

Lepards ate each others faces!

Hey! Whoa! Thats not true!

…sometimes he falls asleep on national television.

There’s a Jon Lajoie song called “Pop Song”. It’s basically a song mocking how all radio friendly pop songs sound the same.

The reason I bring this up is there is a 3 second clip of the song that I wish were isolated on youtube.

The lyric is something along the lines of:

“And you assume the general public would be too smart to listen to the same fucking song again…BUT YOU WERE WROOOOOONG!!!”

And I want that part at the end, “BUT YOU WERE WROOOOONG!!!” to be isolated. I want to post just that 3 seconds when someone says something that’s clearly wrong, or will be proven wrong soon.

Kind of like when the kids say vapes are healthy, unlike cigerettes. Then as they get the news from their doctor that they have a new previously undiscovered strain of cancer, they’d tell the doctor they thought vapes were safe.

BUT YOU WERE WROOOOOONG!!!

And I’d like to play that sound clip to you, circa 1999. Then we’d inevitably talk about The Matrix. Because it’s 1999.

Still are.

Sure, the ruling says they CAN be arrested for doing illegal things. But are they going to be? Cop sees ICE beating down a brown person. Is the cop going to run over and arrest them?

Or will they assist ICE?

No no no. Do you hear yourself??? Do you hear how crazy you sound??? Here’s a guy that ALREADY was president! You know how when you’re applying for jobs on Indeed, and there’s a piece of software that has only existed for 3 years, and yet they require 4 years experience with it? Well that’s what trump has! You always hire the guy with experience! Duh! He’s already done this job before! Who else would win? A woman? Ha! Both times trump won, it’s because he beat a woman! Do you understand that? Trump beats women! Everybody knows trump beats women. And if you think that’s bad, you should see what he does yo little kids!

But you think we should have been able to just magically KNOW that a man who was convicted 34 times, based on crimes he comitted as president, would be a corrupt president???

Crazy talk is what that is!

Everyones a millionaire these days! You’re not rich until you’re a billionaire! Even the McDonalds part time workers bring home a few hundred million each week.

…what? I’m just talking like any normal human who totally knows the current economic climate would talk like! Thats why we gotta close down all these government handouts like snap and medicaid. It’s free money for people who already get free money, from their stock options, and taxfree offshore accounts. EVERYBODY has those, right???

(In case you can’t tell I’m being highly sarcastic. Does anybody have any bread???)

Why are you surprised?

It seems like it’s AI or nothing.

I choose nothing.

A civil war implies two sides at war.

This is more of a dictatorship

Yes, thats what they did mean, but also the other guy is right too. Lets purge republicans out of the democratic party.

I keep saying we don’t have a left anymore. We have a right, and a far right. But all I get in response is people saying “BoTh SiDeS!!!”

Yes. Both sides are trying to fuck you. Why is that so hard to accept when everybody is being fucked?

If most people had a time machine, they say they’d kill hitler. But they aren’t thinking of the logistics of it. You have to know where hitler was at a specific time.

Quick question, where was hitler on June 14th 1905 at 3:30pm? Oh, don’t feel bad for not knowing. It wasn’t a reference to anything important. Nothing notable happened at that time.

But if you went back to that exact time, and tried to kill young hitler, where do you go? Where is he?

If I had a time machine, I’d go back to the 1980s. And ask my mom "Hey, what would happen if the united states had fascist confinement camps they sent undesireables to?

And she would tell me I was being obtuse.

And then I’d come back the next day. And the next day. And the next.

Every day asking the same question.

Why? Because do that for 20 years without context, and she’ll always think you’re insane. Then around the year 2000 the visits from future me stop.

She will never forget 20 years being annoyed with the same question. She won’t be able to deny she rejected the concept as being unrealistic.

And then in modern day, just once, I need to show her the news. The actual real life news. And ask her the question again. Except now I look exactly like that long lost relative that visited her every day in the 80s and asked her about president trump, and fascism, and camps.

She would FINALLY be able to admit her son knew something she didn’t. My mom isn’t maga. She’s just a stubborn narcisist boomer, who thinks she knows all and can’t ever fathom the possibility of unrealistic outcomes coming to pass.

I remember reading in school about the black plaugue epidemic. And I asked her (in the 90s), what if a global black plauge epidemic came back in our life?

I was told to stop being stupid. My mom is still alive, and doesn’t remember saying that. I wonder if she remembers the year 2020.

Point is, we all need to collectively admit the united states is at this point just as fascist as Germany in 1937. I say 1937, because at that point they were fascist, but they hadn’t yet started a war. They didn’t have concentration camps, but they had confinement camps.

Sound firmiliar?

Hey mom? What would happen if the USA became a mirror image of 1940s Germany?

Why is Subway Jared locked up then? You’d think he’d have fit into their rich pedophile ring.

And just to be clear, I’m not defending or debunking anything. I’m seeking answers for an inconsistancies.

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Part of me is convinced this a joke for one guy, switching between two accounts, just laughing to himself. Like it’s some kind of inside joke. And by “inside” I mean “inside his own head”.

kicks you in the balls

Yes.

Want to be friends, but then never talk? Like ever?

I’m not entirely clued in to the situation, but as I walked past a tv yesterday the headline said something like “121 dead in flood, including 24 children. 68 still missing”.

So…trump is celebrating the death of children and others. There’s no other way to say this. People died, including children, and trump applauded the outcome.

Or am I missing something? Because I don’t think I am.

During the civil war in the usa in the 1800s, locals would leave their house, bring a blanket, and a picnic basket. They would sit on top of a hill, and watch the battle, like it was entertainment.

Maybe that’s making a comeback?

Yeah…thats covered under being a bunch of cunts. Only a cunt would do that.

It makes more sense when you fully understand what people mean when they say both sides.

People who want to argue that point take it to mean “both sides are the same”. What it really means is both sides are complicit. It’s good cop bad cop. The good cop has to keep up appearances, to sell the illusion of choice and safety. While the bad cop takes all the heat.

And if you want evidence, just look at how things have gone in the last 40 years. Republicans take 3 steps right, democrats take 1 step left. Well, do the math. That’s a net result of 2 steps to the right without recoarse. Now repeat for 40 years, and you have a situation where it’s literally gotten to nazi america tactics.

The old barometer for how far they’ve gone is when they undid roe v wade. Now, thats so far in the rear view, that we’re at a point where unidentified government agents are kidnapping people on the street, without even confirming they have reason to arrest them, and at times killing them in the process.

Let me repeat that. We’re at a point where government officials are now grabbing people off the street and killing them, without so much as a confirmation of their identity.

But don’t worry, the democrats are going to wave their fingers in a “no no no” motion, real hard. We’ll all be fiiiiiiine! Well, unless of coarse you’re brown enough, or just mistaken for an opposing opinion.

Yeah. Both sides.