“They said bad things against me!!! WAAAAAHHHH!!!”

Cigar smoking, mostly.

Yeah, but with it decompiled we can make every character oddjob size. With DK Head mode.

Really? It didn’t bring up a long message about throwing green paint on the white house lawn?

I can’t imagine when else I’d have talked about home depot…

I wish I could favorite one of my own comments, and instantly link to it.

I have had an analogy that I’m sick of typing, over and over and over. I came up with it in 2020 to teach people why the democrats don’t make actual progress.

And now, here, you’ve essentially summerized my analogy without even having read it. I wish I could just press 2 buttons and show you. But it’s like 5 paragraphs long. And I just typed it up again about a week ago when that algae thing went down.

I don’t know if it’s possible to search a users comment history by keyword, but I’d search mine for “paint, republicans, democrats, home depot” that should do it.

5…4…3…2…

Thankfully, they haven’t built any statues…yet.

He is a problem. But he’s the face of a bigger problem. But he’s still a problem.

Mods, can we sticky this? It’s a lot of useful information! I think we could all find this list useful! Plus we can add to it as time goes on.

You are understanding correctly.

Leading up to November 2024 elections, he said on multiple media outlets “We already have all the votes we need. The election has already been decided. It’s the last election you’ll ever need to vote in. Thats how good we rigged it.”

Literally said it MULTIPLE times.

And now he’s talking about it again, openly as being rigged.

He’s saying the quiet part outloud, and nobody is outraged, because nobody is taking him at face value.

Fuck all the evil people

Thats not shocking. I read a report last week that his approval rating was at 36%

Ok, so he dropped 3% in a week. That’s not shocking. That’s just following the natural progression following the flow of recent events.

If I’m well liked in my workplace, but then one day I show up, and just start punching everyone, THAT would be a shocking collapse of how well I’m liked at work.

But if I’m well known at work as the guy who punches everyone, and then I get fired for punching everyone, that wouldn’t be shocking at all. If anything it would be inevitable.

Well, he rapes couches, soooo…

You say this as if trump thinks things through.

Hows that Iran situation going? Oh, he declaired absolute victory? How very odd, and also factually untrue.

Have the day you voted for got as a result of election rigging.

And I don’t say this as a “sore loser”. I say that trump rigged the 2024 election, because in August/September/October of 2024, trump had been saying repeatedly that he rigged the upcoming election.

Then towards October he was saying there won’t be a need for any more elections. That it was fixed so hard that he’s already the president forever.

Now, lack of fundamental understanding of mortality aside, he’s essentially admitted that he’s corrupted our government from the inside.

And you know the fucked up part? He won’t face consequences. If someone in a position to change things finds evidence, that evidence won’t be released until the year 2100. They only released the JFK files last year. He’ll be long dead by the time anyone comes out and says there was a corrupt election.

I mean…he’s the one that controls earths largest supply of nukes. He has the cards. It’s just a matter of if the order will be followed.

Kinda makes you just want to beat the ever hating snott out of a fat overgrown adult oompa loompa, doesn’t it?

Now for legal reasons, I’m NOT advocating for violence against the president.

Buuuuuut, hypothetically, just hypothetically, I imagine the fist to face ratio would deliver a very satisfying crunch on your knuckles, if you WERE to punch a 34x convicted felon. Hypothetically, you’d likely have an orange fist after the sun tan wipes off on your hand. Hypothetically, this unnamed 34x felon with bizarely orange suntan, would likely make a satisfying crumple onto the ground. But it’s ok, because this unidentified unnamed hypothetical example is ALSO a pedophile, with pending sexual assault charges pending, involving minors. Hypothetically, this is a man who destroyed childrens innocence, took their childhood from them, and then was forced daily to see their abuser on tv facing no consequences. At times even bragging about their crimes. Hypothetically. So punching this hypothetical monster of a “human” would not only be justified, it would be a god damn patriotic thing to do, to confront someone who raped American children. So hypothetically, if you broke their nose while punching their face, I imagine you would instantly become a national hero and icon.

…guys! I want to punch trump in his stupid face.

Bitch, YOU just voted by mail!

Why isn’t this cross posted to uplifting news?

Yeah, I got some bad news on that front. It will never be 0. I’m not even a politician, and I’ve had people vote for me.