Jerking off Bill Clinton in one hand, Putin in the other.

I can almost hear that in Tina Belchers voice.

Difference is, Tina would NEVER defend pedophilia.

Technically 800 IS numerous! It certainly isn’t singular…

Good lord…I am not looking forward to being called a woke libtard for my refusal to rape kids…

“You’re asking ME for my opinion? I don’t know! Fox news hasn’t told me what to think yet! You know I don’t do that on my own…”

We’re still hearing about hunter bidens laptop. I’m surprised they finally shut up about Obamas tan suit.

10 minutes in prison would have been overkill.

If I knew where reagans grave was, I’d load up on fiber and spaghetti. I want it forcefully expelled from my bowels as an almost liquid consistancy. I want to spray it, so you can’t really remove it. I want to power wash his grave with my butt juice.

With his weight and age? May be sooner than you think.

Vote for me. My only campaign promises are to undo as much of what trump did, and my second campaign promise is “bacon”. No I will not elaborate in any way on the second campaign promise. No more questions please! Goodnight everybody!

Even after dems have healthy majority these people won’t face backlash.

It’s two hands of the same body. They’re working together.

He is the right wing. It was a meme of hate supporting kirk.

See, here’s the thing…

Do I think this former cop should have been arrested over a meme? Well, I haven’t seen the meme, but no. You shouldn’t be arrested over a meme posted on social media.

Now for the kicker.

Fuck him! You know if roles had been reversed, and some left wing guy had been shot, the right wing would have called for not only the arrest, but also the death penalty over a meme. They have no empathy. They’re not acting in good faith ever. They don’t view things differently, but with a good moral compass. They act in a way that is motivated by the idea that whatever hurts your opposition, helps you.

So, he got locked up for something that wasn’t illegal? Oh, ok. Let me look through your past as a cop, and you’re telling me you’ve never treated anyone unfairly, or used unnecessary force against those who did nothing wrong? You’re telling me you have a squeeky clean record?

Yeah…fuck off fascist!

Ya know? If we had a way to have clear distinct war lines, I’d absolutely join a civil war. You’re telling me these guys want to challenge us to a fight till the death? Ok.

The way I see it, either I’m fighting for a better tomorrow, or I’m dead and don’t need to suffer through maga’s amerikkka.

I’m good with either result.

No matter how you look at it, this is a headline that contain the words “Trump” and “blow” in the same sentence.

Nice little bonus that it happens to be a situation where cheeto mcpedo doesn’t get his way.

20 years ago I almost moved to Florida. I liked it.

And now? I’m so glad I didn’t do it. I don’t know if I’m less blind, or if it’s gotten worse. But now I don’t even want to visit, much less live there.

Then again, I don’t want to live in Ohio either. Yet here we are.

This quote has me worried for what comes next. And has since the election.

Although I remember hearing it closer to October when they had the debates.

I’ve lost track of all the weirdness in the political world. Last I heard Trump was praising mamdani, and giving blow jobs to clinton.

I don’t even know what the tie thing is.

But hey, just remember, trump is a pedophile and trying to distract you from the epstein files. If you get distracted, he wins.

Why that would suggest that all of this ICE business is all based on lies, and was bullshit from the start.

I wonder why they didn’t dislike him during the election.

The left: “He’s going to deport you.”

Trump: “I will deport them.”

Latinos: “Well this seems like a guy I can trust!”