Kinda makes you just want to beat the ever hating snott out of a fat overgrown adult oompa loompa, doesn’t it?

Now for legal reasons, I’m NOT advocating for violence against the president.

Buuuuuut, hypothetically, just hypothetically, I imagine the fist to face ratio would deliver a very satisfying crunch on your knuckles, if you WERE to punch a 34x convicted felon. Hypothetically, you’d likely have an orange fist after the sun tan wipes off on your hand. Hypothetically, this unnamed 34x felon with bizarely orange suntan, would likely make a satisfying crumple onto the ground. But it’s ok, because this unidentified unnamed hypothetical example is ALSO a pedophile, with pending sexual assault charges pending, involving minors. Hypothetically, this is a man who destroyed childrens innocence, took their childhood from them, and then was forced daily to see their abuser on tv facing no consequences. At times even bragging about their crimes. Hypothetically. So punching this hypothetical monster of a “human” would not only be justified, it would be a god damn patriotic thing to do, to confront someone who raped American children. So hypothetically, if you broke their nose while punching their face, I imagine you would instantly become a national hero and icon.

…guys! I want to punch trump in his stupid face.

Bitch, YOU just voted by mail!

Why isn’t this cross posted to uplifting news?

Yeah, I got some bad news on that front. It will never be 0. I’m not even a politician, and I’ve had people vote for me.

That’s disgusting.

I’m notpaying attention at all, and don’t even know what you guys are talking about.

“Good, I’m glad he’s dead.”

Funny, I’m just waiting to say the same thing about you.

Ba-dum tsssssssss

It’s as bad as it can possibly be in the white house right now and it will continue to get worse every day he stays in charge over there.

Either it’s as bad as it can possibly be OR it’s goint to continue getting worse.

It’s one or the other. That’s just how words work.

imports domesticated bear

slaps a bear

See guys? I TOLD you this area was filled with angry bears!

Throw more shit. Maybe drop an atomic bomb. Maybe on another country. Maybe in Minnisota.

The point to take from this is there’s always more shit, and he doesn’t care who he hurts/kills. As long as he gets his way.

When I was 20 years old, I was in my first relationship. What I learned is that not everyone has the same outlook on what a relationship is.

I was looking to date long term to marriage. And she…was looking to sleep with everyone in the city without telling me. I was 20 back then, I’m 42 now. My heart still hasn’t recovered from my first relationship. I think it may never.

The moment when I found out she was cheating, is because she left the bathroom door open. I was walking by, and she was holding a pregnancy stick in her hand.

I asked what she was doing, and she said “I just want to make sure I’m not pregnant.”

I thought about it for a second, and then said “Oh, that’s easy actually. You’re not. We haven’t had sex since your period.”

She just said nothing, and looked down. I said “But (name), we haven’t had sex…”

Deafening silence. And I just kept repeating it. “But we haven’t had sex…we haven’t had sex!”

At this point it didn’t help saying it the first time, or the second time. My brain refusing to understand the ramifications of why she was staying silent. Now almost pleading with her in tone, while also yelling.

“BUT WE HAVEN’T HAD SEX!!!..YOU HAD YOUR PERIOD, AND WE DIDN’T HAVE SEX!!!”

No idea who I was pleading with. Maybe the universe. All I wanted in that moment was for her to realize she was being a ditz, and she couldn’t be pregnant because we haven’t had sex in weeks.

My brain in that moment was actively refusing the truth.

And that brings me to this quote…

A set of iMessages buried in Jeffrey Epstein’s released DOJ files shows the convicted sex offender privately speculating, in December 2018, that a politically pressured Donald Trump might resort to bombing Iran as a ‘large diversion,’ a theory that reads differently now that Trump has done precisely that.

No. This theory doesn’t read any differently, as long as your brain accepts the truth.

And I get it. It’s a hard truth to accept. I get what it feels like to have your brain reject the truth, so I know what you want in this moment. You want someone to rip the bandaid off, expose the truth for what it is, and put it out there.

So here’s how it goes. Trump rapes children. I’m not using past tense, because I have zero evidence that he ever stopped. He rapes children, but now everybody knows.

The way his brain works is to overload you with so much shit that you can’t handle it. You concentrate on too many things at once, and lose track of all of them.

Trump threatened Greenland to get people to stop talking about Epstein.

Trump got aggressive with Canada to get people to stop talking about Epstein.

Trump crippled medicaid and snap to get people to stop talking about Epstein.

Trump is having ICE murder citizens to get people to stop talking about ICE.

And it works. People stop talking about Epstein for a day or two with each new shit trump takes on America.

He’s using these tactics to distract. Every day a new calamity. All because people are just as heartbroken as I was. Refusing to believe the truth, that every single thing he does is intentional.

These age verification laws to “save the children” are being introduced by maga. Ask yourself this. Do you REALLY think maga gives a FUCK about keeping children safe?

Legalizing weed in many states is meant as a distraction. Now that it didn’t work, republicans are trying to roll back those bills, voted by citizens, to undo them.

So accept the truth. Maga intend to hurt you. It’s not a biproduct of terrible leadership. It’s the goal. They want all the money and power for themselves, and none for anyone else. They feel no remorse for children they rape. They don’t care if they kill you, or your loved ones.

Just like I pleaded with life “but we haven’t had sex”, America is now pleading that if they just vote for better candidates, it will get better.

No. Wake up. Your president cheated on you. Trump himself is a distraction, set up by Putin to destroy America from the inside. Every scandal intentional. Cruelty is the point.

When America has their wake-up moment, his blood will line the streets. His head on a pike, paraded around town. You can call this a call for violence, and I guess it is, but is the idea of killing every pedophile, and rapist REALLY such a bad idea?

America needs to wake up, and take their country back.

It’s quite strange that a poll I saw a few years ago suggested that 26% of Americans had the mental capacity of a 5 year old.

24% refused to wear masks.

25% support these strikes.

I mean, I’m not saying it’s all tied together, buuuuuuut…yeah. Dum-dums are dumb.

Green held up a sign reading “BLACK PEOPLE AREN’T APES” — a reference to a racist video Trump’s account posted this month.

Honestly, I had no idea trjmp called black people apes recently. I saw the sign, and it really didn’t even need explaination. Sign could have been made 6 years ago, and everyone would still get it.

Well OBVIOUSLY! He was only sniffing her panties to check for trans germs, and make sure she isn’t wearing drag clothes! God! Not everything has to be sexual!

(In case it’s not coming through, I’m being highly sarcastic. This guys a creep, and hopefully his dick falls off from being too small)

I never saw that one.

Anyone else feel like a modern day school house rock video would just be depressing?

Instead of “I’m just a bill on capitol hill” it would be “I’m just a nazi, running and gunning the government like yahtzee!”

Hey fellas, go rape children.

No, I don’t think that I will.

I thought the vaccines had 5G chips in them, and turned our brains to mush!

…god we live in the dumbest timeline.

FINALLY some happy news!