Stern

Painters unsure how much they’ll paint.

I’m sure Schumer is writing a list right now about why he can’t do anything. Maybe he’s even using Anthropic or Claude to do it.

Imagine saying like 15% of the U.S. economy or whatever Cali is is a small price to pay. He is stupid as shit.

EDIT: I was just guessing but was close, it’s apparently 14%.

GTA6 can do it because its GTA6. KCD3 is not gonna be on that tier.

Only mother brain I respect I killed in the first metroid

did she SLAM him too?

In other news, Sun rises in the east.

Dude is just a walking critical failure on charisma checks

did he do that on twitter while posting from a plane over the gulf of mexico

“So we both think our diehards are absolute fucking morons right?”

People: “Some of us had our primary residence taxed accidentally.”

Judge: “Clearly I should block this tax entirely rather than in these particular instances. This makes perfect sense.”

IMO aside from being a black hole of charm, I don’t think Vance could keep up the pace of fuckery Trump has. Hard to focus on Trump shooting someone in Times Square yesterday when he’s bombing Greenland today and tariffing the moon tomorrow all while posting 35 tweets a day with random capitalized words calling sesame street communist and depicting himself as elvis via AI. Vance lacks that juice.

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?”

Make Games For Windows Live again, but vibe code it, I’m sure this time it’ll work.

“Now”

lol. Lmao even. Conservatives were always against the whole gang, Aunt Tam apparently didn’t realize.

Almost as if all those rules and regulations the dudes paying him off to get rid of (or appoint them so they can do so themselves) have actual purposes.

Just like all those people left NYC when Mamdani took over and instituted Shakira law.

“I filled my game with something people find objectionable and people don’t like it”

wow amazing

Surplus lines insurers are companies largely exempt from state regulations, and their rates and policies aren’t reviewed by the Office of Insurance Regulation.

Sounds like some “We only cover damage over the first 5 billion, oh your place is only worth 100 million? Wow that sucks bro.” type shit.

They shoulda took the hint from how the log cabin republicans were treated.

So if I start up a thousand businesses in town I can make myself mayor?