He will never, ever make her cum.
Of course not! She’s not a couch.
Money and power makes her cum
You win the internet today.
Thank you for your service
She had her husband killed because he wouldn’t back JD and Vance. Many people are saying it.
lol they think they’re gonna follow up Trump with Vance?
So she’s fucking him?
She’s probably been banging the immigrant pool boy for years behind Charlie’s back, Vance isnt gonna cut it
Vance is an absolute dud of a candidate but I’m sure the Democrats will manage to come up with someone even more ludicrously unsuited.
They will invent one. In a lab.
DNC torn between HRC, Newsom, and Schumer
What about Sinema? She’s super qualified.
Harris / Hegseth 2028
Man, when JD leaves Usha for Erika, the fireworks will be amazing to watch.
He’ll just get ICE Shanghai her…oopsie.
Sofa king stupid
why the hat?
This was an AI clip Colbert made to make fun of JD Vance when JD Vance was trying to say that putting Hakeem Jeffries in an AI video with a sombrero wasn’t racist. The sombrero here is a callback to that original video.
It’s taco Tuesday my friend
This is only because he thinks President’s Day is the best day for couch sales.
I’m finding this interesting—- I’ve heard two hypotheses around JD running for President—
1, he will divorce Usha, as she’s not Xian; and marry Erika….
2, Usha will convert
In my universe; #1 is ahead by a nose at this point. The Hug and this just keep adding to #1…
JD Kirk 2028
It would only be like the fifth time hes changed his name
Bowman/Kirk let’s not let him forget his true last name.
He’s been propped up by others for his entire life. I wouldn’t expect anything different.
This is a distraction.
We should be concerned with Tucker Carlson and Candice Owens.
Support the balls
