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Fun fact: guillotine is a ohko but only 30% accuracy

Reddit killed third party apps

He won’t condemn a pedophile. he’s gonna condemn Islamophobia?

Says the man baby (shitty diaper) who has probably never been behind the wheel of a car before

Takin a page out of art of the del

He thinks he’s a pick up artist that can just neg other countries to get them to like him.

Is it libel if there’s a picture of the deed?

A gratuity is just a bribe after the fact

“good job voting my way. keep it up and there will be more checks like this”

just because a packed court said gratuities are fine doesn’t mean it’s fine

“Handing checks to lawmakers” is a weird fucking way to say bribe

I JUST watched this clip

Mundian to Bach ke

Them wanting to “put the world into the hands of businessmen” is literally like a boxer thinking everyone should settle everything in the ring. Or a cop shooting at an acorn hitting the roof of his cruiser. It’s sooo one track minded it would be funny if the entire planets demise wasn’t part of the punchline

Digging up all his courses would hurt his pride more than life for being a treasonous pedophile

I don’t get your joke and it’s hurting my brain

Nevermind got it. All the children loves poetry except Tina she can’t rhyme

All the children crossed the river except Kim she couldnt swim

They only release 3m files because trumps implicated in the other 3m

Ochoa and Gutierrez. Blood traitors

Ass

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NRA does not like that they killed pretti and are smearing him carrying a gun