I don’t know much about these Gropers or whatever but if all the attention on this angle pushes them to a MAGA gang war, I’ll need to pick up some more popcorn. It’s guiltless because, as we all know, gang violence doesn’t count.
Whatever it takes to make my dream of a “MAGA gang war” news broadcast supercut happen. I want to hear it in different voices out of different faces until the words lose all meaning like the “This is extremely dangerous to our democracy” thing from about a century ago in 2018.
What it takes is being a billionaire with monopolistic control of the media.
At least that’s how ‘the “This is extremely dangerous to our democracy” thing’ happened, anyway: it was ordered by a single entity who had the power to dictate what all those “separate” news stations must say.
Just don’t get microwave popcorn because the bags tend to be coated with PFAs which get into the butter, then your bloodstream. Always make popcorn the old fashioned way, or buy pre-puffed.
There’s an old science fiction short story where the aliens come to eat us and an old farmer volunteers to be the sacrificial victim, and the aliens all die because of the built-up insecticides in his system.
I don’t know much about these Gropers or whatever but if all the attention on this angle pushes them to a MAGA gang war, I’ll need to pick up some more popcorn. It’s guiltless because, as we all know, gang violence doesn’t count.
They’re already waging a MAGA gang war. Charlie Kirk is a casualty
Whatever it takes to make my dream of a “MAGA gang war” news broadcast supercut happen. I want to hear it in different voices out of different faces until the words lose all meaning like the “This is extremely dangerous to our democracy” thing from about a century ago in 2018.
What it takes is being a billionaire with monopolistic control of the media.
At least that’s how ‘the “This is extremely dangerous to our democracy” thing’ happened, anyway: it was ordered by a single entity who had the power to dictate what all those “separate” news stations must say.
Sinclair Broadcast Group is the entity, in case anyone needed another corp to hate today
Just don’t get microwave popcorn because the bags tend to be coated with PFAs which get into the butter, then your bloodstream. Always make popcorn the old fashioned way, or buy pre-puffed.
The poison only makes me stronger.
There’s an old science fiction short story where the aliens come to eat us and an old farmer volunteers to be the sacrificial victim, and the aliens all die because of the built-up insecticides in his system.
Yeah, but make sure you show the proper amounts of politically correct mourning and contrition in between your bites of popcorn, I guess.
It’s apparently now a criminal offense not to support Nazis in this country.