Acquire a tiger suit so I can also be a visible tiger if I wanted
Eat facists
Poop in shoes.
Giant tiger shits. Hairy tiger shits. In billionaire’s shoes they would fits.
Would the poop retain the invisibility after exiting your tiger body?
There are a few theories of invisibility and they depend on the mechanism of invisibility
The first type of invisibility is all cells are transparent, sort of like a jellyfish. In this case the digestive system would be visible if you’d eaten food. Not ideal, visible poop.
Second is light bending, like the predator. In this case poop would be visible and you wouldn’t be.
Third is magic true invisibility, and in that case it depends on the wizard.
Fourth is illusionary where the viewer is tricked into not seeing you, and in this case the poop is visible.
It’s clear you’ve given this a lot of thought 😁
They’re the less ideal wizard
Tiger? No idea. Leopard though, lots of yummy faces out there that need eating.
Probably transform into the kind of tiger nobody could see.
Fuck up cops that abuse their power, especially at pro-humanity rallies, progressively increasing the death toll until they truly fear for their lives.
Sleep for 18 hours a day, knowing no one would bother me.
Get in contact with invisible unicorn and start a religion.
Lots of murder.
Would I have just a regular tiger brain while I was invisible, or would I be a smart tiger?
Are you already smart? I don’t think transforming into a tiger will enhance your cognitive abilities.
Nap.
Destroy my enemies
I’d prefer a face-eating leopard.
Prevent the Golden Path.
