I would become the glitter faerie of a Trans-Pacific flight

  • chunes@lemmy.world
    3·
    5 days ago

    Having nothing to lose means you’ve lost your health. I can assure you you won’t be up for anything at that point. Ask me how I know

  • andrewta@lemmy.world
    6·
    6 days ago

    Nothing to lose?

    Bitch slap the shit out of Trump during a press conference

    Edit fun fact that actually was Butch slap not bitch slap. I really should’ve left it cause it actually kind of worked.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
    5·
    6 days ago

    Nothing I can say in public

    So, I reckon just throw the biggest party I’ve ever thrown and hire a bouncer that turns everyone away by saying “sorry, you aren’t cool enough” to everyone, including invited guests.

  • Tehhund@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    6 days ago

    Chase poontang all day every day. Not even joking, I know myself.

    I mean, a lot of “chasing” would be working out, eating healthy, and earning money, but I know why I’d do those things.

  • Yermaw@lemm.ee
    2·
    6 days ago

    Probably steal an instrument and start busking. See if I can work myself towards a tent and a dog.

    I don’t have any musical talent but with absolutely no job or prior commitments, and my desire to eat soon, I think I’d get quite good quite fast.

  • BassTurd@lemmy.world
    2·
    6 days ago

    Chase powder and try to snowboard year round until I physically can’t. I’d love to have a highlight video of riding spines in Alaska. Really, if I could have the skills and the means to be able to compete on the natural selection tour, even if I didn’t compete, just be good enough to do so, that would be heaven.