I would become the glitter faerie of a Trans-Pacific flight
Gain stuff to lose in the future.
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Having nothing to lose means you’ve lost your health. I can assure you you won’t be up for anything at that point. Ask me how I know
Nothing to lose?
Bitch slap the shit out of Trump during a press conference
Edit fun fact that actually was Butch slap not bitch slap. I really should’ve left it cause it actually kind of worked.
Nothing I can say in public
So, I reckon just throw the biggest party I’ve ever thrown and hire a bouncer that turns everyone away by saying “sorry, you aren’t cool enough” to everyone, including invited guests.
Wander into the woods and never return, probably.
Second this. I’d vanish
This. Already in the woods
Chase poontang all day every day. Not even joking, I know myself.
I mean, a lot of “chasing” would be working out, eating healthy, and earning money, but I know why I’d do those things.
I would go on a quest to kill Hatred CEO.
Probably steal an instrument and start busking. See if I can work myself towards a tent and a dog.
I don’t have any musical talent but with absolutely no job or prior commitments, and my desire to eat soon, I think I’d get quite good quite fast.
Chase powder and try to snowboard year round until I physically can’t. I’d love to have a highlight video of riding spines in Alaska. Really, if I could have the skills and the means to be able to compete on the natural selection tour, even if I didn’t compete, just be good enough to do so, that would be heaven.
