Edit: for the life of me, I can’t figure out how I’d relocate the video, so take this with as much salt aa you deem necessary

I’m sorry I can’t recall but there was a pretty in-depth Youtube video I watched that went into Fetterman’s career. Posited he’s always just wanted the democratic clout but he’s a nepo-baby with conservative leanings deep-down.

How does this fix the government?

Edit: I realized that is a US-centric question. Allow me to modify it.

How does that fix anything?

Why would I fight? I’ll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.

My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Everyone does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.

Oh boy! He looks so tired! How wonderful

I’ve got a few written down. Standby.

Edit, this is the first dream I have written down:

Had a dream that a mustached, mulleted Nic Cage ran a failing tech startup in the near future. It opens up to him trying to borrow money from a human-level intelligence cyborg chimp that was wanted for a huge number of crimes, mostly driving related. The chimp stiffs him so Cage chases after a fleet of cop cars (all driven by chimp cops) and rats out crime chimp using a megaphone while crime chimp races after trying to stop him.

After Cage gets cyborg crime chimp in trouble, he drives to the office, which is super overcrowded and really modern looking like a Google office or something. When he gets inside the secretary(?) checks his hands to see if he had collected rent money(?). Cage gets pissy, picks up a very fake-looking baby doll and pretends it’s a real baby while kicking me out of the old-school media room that has a CRTV hooked up to a VHS player and one of those fat-back, large screen TVs that was like an inch from the wall with the screen facing the wall; Cage headed to that TV. All this time Chris Hemsworth(?) and either Chris Rock or Kevin Hart are riffing on each other in the background. But now it focuses on them and Hemsworth is joking(?) about how often he’s banged RockHart’s, and everyone in the office’s, gfs. RockHart looks pissed and Hemsworth is grinning/laughing at him. Then jump cut to Hemsworth in a moshpit or something punching everyone. I assume that was a crowd of all the boyfriends whose gfs Hemsworth banged.

I think the movie was called Overdraft. Me, [redacted], and [redacted] just walked into the theater after watching a movie about water or sharks because [redacted] said he heard it was a good movie.

I’d more believe he said he doesn’t know because he doesn’t know what it is but has been briefed about it. Instead of some tongue-in-cheek admission to further fascism. If he didn’t know and hadn’t been briefed I think he would’ve lied that he’s the expert on the Constitution.

Still shouldn’t be president tho.

I feel like I only use “who matters” when it’s a question? Hard to even provide a proper anecdote because I don’t monitor my language that closely. But “that matters” is a natural default but it might be an “ax-ually” type deal.

What the fuck did he think was going to happen when he enabled a dictator?

Why are you still expecting nuance? They’re Democrats and haven’t kissed his ass yet. That means they’re on the chopping block.

Just at the timing

Oh god, it has been less than 100 days

The senators who proposed this should be removed from office. This is beyond a farce.

“Can’t be an immigrant! He’s h’white!”

He also spoke about positively about his current partner for his rehabilitation.

Can you even be both pagan and Satanic?

“He’s a mumbling pagan, Satanic, Jewish, Mexican, Socialist, Antifa, Chinese…” Beyond all the social abuses, I hate MAGA and right-wing pundits because they’ve robbed words of meaning, on a scale that forces adjustment unlike anything else.

Why are lashing out at an obvious troll.

I think the brain damage made him forget that he was willfully lying about being progressive.