-gate is the suffix for scandals.

-a-Lago is the suffix for stupid scandals.

This scandal should be labelled as Sig-na-Lago.

-gate is the suffix for scandals.

-a-Lago is the suffix for stupid scandals.

This one should be called Sig-na-Lago.

A strategically deployed hamberder in the next 1000 days will ensure Trump is president for life.

This isn’t a trade war, it’s a Stupid Economic Operation.

Trump is just tracing from Pitin’s playbook.

One strategically deployed hamberder in the next 1000 days is all it will take to ensure this outcome.

Then you need to lock Vance in a furniture showroom, and nail Johnson to an inverted cross.

A safe, healthy, and broadly educated population is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative ideologies.

Musk is the personification of an idiot’s concept of a genius.

• Deadloch
• Colin From Accounts
• Shrinking
• Silo
• Landman
• Arcane
• Lower Decks

May I suggest a stupid scandal naming convention for the trolling?

Harp-a-Lago has a ring to it.

Stupid scandals should get ‘-a-Lago’ pinned to their arse.

Tariff-a-Lago is a go.

Following the Watergate scandal, ‘-gate’ became the suffix to label subsequent scandals.

I propose stories associated with Trump, and other stupid scandals, be encrusted with the suffix ‘-a-Lago’.