Wait, for years I’ve heard people refer to them as metroidvania games, in honor of those two games which defined that particular playstyle.

Is this something different?

If you steal enough Pokemon models, the Porygon curse carries over.

The other way to look at this is: Why do characters in a shooter need a listed date of birth?

Is there a secret dating sim rolled into it?

It should be illegal to apply for patents with the express purpose of suing someone else over what is now prior art.

Is there a chance that Popeye movie might get released now?

Bernie, you’re a beautiful human being. Never stop fighting. You’ll never win, but never stop fighting.

“Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.”

I would honestly tell them to consider never returning.