AeronMelon

“Okay, so I might have been a little drunk when I called him. And I might have made a crude joke about Big Daddy’s drill.”

The post title is too funny for me to be angry about this.

Because New Zealand uses Australia’s rating system?

Step one, force all battery manufacturers to switch to rechargeable cells. Keep all the existing sizes for now, but no more disposable batteries. What Panasonic did with Eneloop was make rechargeable AAA and AA batteries. If you want C or D, there’s a cheap plastic adapter for the AAs that turn them into C and D-sized batteries. So an aggressive approach would be to force C and D to discontinue and use AAs in adapters from now on. Continue making disposable 9-volt until they’re no longer needed, and alert manufacturers to stop making products that require 9-volt.

Step two, reduce “coin” batteries down to a single size (for simplicity, the same width as the smallest existing coin battery and the same thickness as the thinnest existing coin battery), force all new devices that need coin batteries to adopt that size. Keep making disposable coin batteries in all sizes until they’re no longer needed, and alert manufacturers to switch to the new universal size.

Then draft a bunch of different flat rectangle size standards that manufacturers can build products around.

In all cases, there will be exceptions that need custom-sized batteries. But for now this will keep the industry and standards bodies busy and make things easier for consumers as quickly as possible.

Don’t give up, hospitalized, you can do it.

Maybe he can land Shia LaBuff.

“Oops, we started losing money. NOW we regret our actions.”

Can we not have a battle royale game?

Did golden light pour out of the box when you opened it?

“We happy?”

“We happy.”

Is this even a real picture?

Imagine taking an old phone out of the junk drawer and suddenly having another Steam Deck.

Even really old smartphones would work as a portable retro console.

Eneloop.

The salami will give you explosive diarrhea, though.

“the ordinance was packed into a 6-inch she- covers mic -Excuse me, a 4 and a half-inch shell.”

Nintendo watching a company they’re trying to sue out of existence expand into another category they don’t own:

“ZZZT!” - Will Wright

Turns out if you make a solid mobile game, it performs well.

The Mac is a gaming tundra. Habitable, but not very.

If hating what Trump does and represents is a mental disorder, then I am terminal and highly-contagious.