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Cake day: October 28th, 2023

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  • Tried it a while ago too.

    Spawned in on that planet with a big city.

    Awful performance with loads of characters either T-posing or sitting half a meter above their benches.

    Pretty immersive needing to find, and then take, the metro to the star port to get your ship. Still awful performance.

    I spawn in my ship. Go to my ship dock. Get in. Take a seat. Very cool.

    Request takeoff. Takeoff granted.

    Port door opens more slowly than continental drift. The instant it’s fully open it already begins to close.

    Oh fuckshit! But at least it’s incredibly slow.

    I take off and try to fly out. I get clipped into something… Invisible…? …Invisible door…? My ship spasms out wildly, sending the camera every which way. I explode. I die.

    20 minutes of gameplay.

    I uninstalled.




















  • “I am legit probably going to close my servers and delete my account after all this,”

    Oh by gods just fucking do it! All year I’ve had friends say shit like this, but then it turns out me and one friend of mine were the only ones with the balls to do it.

    We set up a Matrix server for everyone, but then the excuses come rolling in, and they’re still going “I will close down my Discord account…! If it gets any worse…”

    Edit: anyway, they’re not my friends anymore. I had hoped they were better people. They certainly talk like better people.